A cheese pizza is a blank canvas, just waiting to be decorated with pepperoni to symbolize life, onions to symbolize sorrow, and pineapple to symbolize fruit. Eat something meaningful with today's Groupon to Black Dog Market in Franklin. Choose between the following options:
- For $11, you get a pizza dinner for two (a $23.34 value, including tax), which includes:
- One large pizza with one topping (an $11.99 value)
- One order of breadsticks (a $5.99 value)
- Two fountain drinks (a $1.69 value each)
- For $20, you get a pizza dinner for four (a $40.13 value, including tax), which includes:
- Two large pizzas with one topping (an $11.99 value each)
- One order of breadsticks (a $5.99 value)
- Four fountain drinks (a $1.69 value each)
The dough-spinners at Black Dog Market slather house-made sauce across their hand-tossed crusts for an array of savory pizzas. The doughy canvases, which bear organic-vegetable toppings and cheesy re-creations of the Mona Lisa, slide onto scorching stones and bake to a golden brown in the kitchen oven. Ravenous dining companions assuage hungers with breadsticks as they await their pies, sinking teeth into garlic and parmesan wands whose cumulative mass is equivalent to a 16-inch pizza. Patrons perch at outdoor picnic tables or inside a cabin-style dining room while sipping their fountain drinks and delighting taste buds with cheesy slices. Meanwhile, groups on the go can pick up their meal for at-home munching or a pre-robbery snack.
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Keep your computer "clean" by removing all the swears from your Excel documents and deleting any pictures of people kissing.
Look out for Trons!
Draw a picture of a scarecrow in MS Paint and set it as your background. It won't stop viruses, but it will kill filthy birds near your computer.
Crumbs between keys can become sustenance for viruses to breed. Replace your keyboard every three hours.
Cell phones are tiny computers that will fit in your dishwasher. You're welcome.
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