Clothes make the man, much like monocles make the millionaire and pet sharks wearing monocles make the billionaire. Flaunt your best self with today’s Groupon: for $12, you get $25 worth of mobile dry-cleaning services with Dry Cleaning Door-to-Door from Carriage Trade Cleaners. The crew of cleansers offers their pickup and next-day delivery services to homes, offices, and condos in Gallatin, Hendersonville, and Goodlettsville.
Services from Dry Cleaning Door-to-Door swiftly transform dirty duds into eye-fetching apparel, offering pickup and next-day delivery with light-speed turnaround. After picking up soiled clothing from their clients' front doors, desks, or porches, a team of attire experts will scour the surface of formal and casual garb, bestowing guy’s work shirts ($2.15) and ladies and men’s pants ($5.25) with a shrink-proof cleansing drier than Oscar Wilde’s account of the chicken’s fateful stroll across the road. Two-piece suits and dresses ($9.90 each) soiled from sporadic showers of Nickelodeon slime recoup their youthful resplendence, and garment gurus can also impart their tender care to leather and suede, as well as fire- or water-damaged clothing and wedding frocks. Unlike some dry-cleaning companies that send items to do their dry bathing in a factory, all Door-to-Door's services are performed in-house, ensuring outfits are cleaned, pressed, and promptly returned the very next day.
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The Groupon Guide to: Choosing Produce
There's no worse feeling than when you buy what you assume is perfectly ripe produce only to discover it's too hard or have it dissolve into a pile of ashes in your grocery bag. Here are some tips for filling your basket with ready-to-eat fruits and vegetables:
- Broccoli: Drag the vegetable florets-side-up across your arm. Each should be firm enough to rid your forearm of unwanted hair.
- Cherry: You'll have to tear through the tasteless, inedible outer layer to test the cherry's high-protein, peanut-like core. Once you expose the cherry nut, swallow it and rate the pain you feel as it gradually moves down your throat. If it's less than a seven, it's too ripe.
- Apple: Smell an apple. Does it smell apple?
- Cantaloupe: Knock on it to determine if it's hollow. If it is, there's a gerbil living inside subsisting on the fruit's ripe core. Hurry up! You'll have to eat quickly to beat the gerbil.
- Pumpkin: This orange, round gourd shouldn't deflate easily, so repeatedly stab it with something sharp, such as a hunting knife or the tools doctors use to open their mail.
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