The first go-kart-racing track was a circle because it was designed to teach children how centripetal force feels without rolling them down hills in tires. Learn circularly with today's Groupon to Europa Go-Karts & Golf. Choose between the following options:
- For $15, you get a punch card for five five-minute go-kart rides for one person (a $30 value).
- For $15, you get a punch card for three five-minute double-go-kart rides for one adult and one child (a $30 value).
Europa Go-Karts & Golf plunks guests into the driver's seat for go-kart races on a twisting 1,000-yard track, where up to 12 karts zoom competitively for the right to be called course champion. Whereas entrants 4'8" and taller can pilot their karts solo, smaller speed demons must share their vehicle with a human who's at least 16 years old. Each race lasts for five minutes, or as about long it takes for the wind to whip hairdos into world-class sculptures. After their high-velocity circuits, patrons can try their hand at swinging mini-golf clubs, hitting fly balls in the batting cages, or revolting against skee-ball’s despotic scoring system in Europa's game room.
Europa Go-Karts & Golf offers coupons online, but this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: What Makes a TV?
Enjoying television is as patriotic as knitting an apple pie or eating American flags. Here's a look at some of the components that make up these high-tech picture boxes:
• Glass: A high-end TV has a glass screen that when turned off (not recommended) will reflect your image. When turned on, it will reflect how awesome TV is.
• Cathode Ray Tube: No longer needed for modern TVs to work, but manufacturers still put one in every set just for old times' sake.
• Gold: TV signals, like men's hearts, are lustily attracted to gold, causing them to fly out of the sky into the gold brick in the back of every TV.
• A Couple of Horse Bones: 'Cause why not, right?
• Wires: They hook up to the wired helmets that all the actors wear to beam their acting into your TV.
• An Eternal Flame: To honor the former TV stars who have died.
• Tiny Fire Extinguisher: In case the eternal flame gets out of control.
• IBM PetaFlop SuperComputer: Guesses when you want to change the channel, lower the volume, etc., all to cover up the fact that the remote control doesn't do anything.
• Martin Sheen: He's gotta live somewhere.
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