All-terrain vehicles allow people to experience the thrill of driving without having to hear radio ads for pungent soaps or look at four empty seats that remind them of the time someone stole their family of mannequins. Keep thrills pure with today's Groupon to Four Wheelin' Expeditions Inc in Lynnville. Choose from the following options:
- For $59, you get a half-day ATV rental (a $125 value).
- For $87, you get a half-day side-by-side ATV rental (a $175 value).
- For $89, you get a full-day ATV rental (a $180 value).
- For $139, you get a full-day side-by-side rental (a $280 value).
Wooly's Off Road park charges a $10 entrance fee, which is not included in the value of this Groupon.
Four Wheelin' Expeditions Inc's guides outfit guests of all experience levels with single or tandem ATVs before leading guided tours of Wooly's Off Road park. Guides gather groups of 8–10 guests to strap on helmets, go over safety basics, and learn secret maneuvers that transform ATVs into magic carpets. Afterward, vehicular wolfpacks thunder over Wooly's trails for a full- or half-day of four-wheeled fun. Wooly's park contains easy trails with flat terrain for less-experienced riders, as well as more arduous paths with hills, rocks, and renegade traffic conductors. The experts at Four Wheelin' advise riders to bring an extra change of clothes because a day on the trails can leave outfits splattered with nature's spittle.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: the Police Exam
Let’s face it. Not just anyone can serve or protect. As evidence of this fact, take a look at these excerpted questions from the police exam that you must first ace in order to become an officer of the law:
13. Which of the following does the standard police cruiser NOT come equipped with?
A. Spin lights
B. Heated seats
C. Quick 'n' Ready® Gun Holders
D. A fake criminal (complete with facial scar) for the back seat to intimidate the real criminals who sit next to it
57. Sarge says you have to take this drug pusher in by the book. You:
A. Set up a perimeter around his/her domicile
B. Go to the perp’s known hangouts, hangabouts
C. Contact and question family members
D. Say “Sorry, Chief, I gotta do this my way,” and then jump your motorcycle directly off the ramp and into the drug-making factory
137. You are a sketch artist but are having a hard time picturing the perp. You:
A. Draw a cowboy hat to cover his hair
B. Draw a sleep mask over his eyes
C. Draw him peeking out from behind a wall since most criminals do that and noses are hard to draw
D. All of the above
179. The DA doesn’t like the job you did cataloguing the evidence. You say:
A. “Stay off my back."
B. “Do you even remember what it was like to be a cop?”
C. “Just do your job and nail this scumbag.”
D. Trick question. You plan on having a secret relationship with the DA.
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