Like the three branches of the government, bodies, minds, and souls often find themselves in contentious disagreements over how much wine is too much wine in a voting booth. Reconcile triune tribunals with today’s Groupon to Glow Therapy, inside the Orbit Health Food Store in Old Hickory. Choose from the following options:
- For $60, you get a 35-minute microdermabrasion and a full facial (a $125 value).
- For $185, you get three 35-minute microdermabrasion and full facial sessions (a $375 value).
Technicians at Glow Therapy help clients to pursue holistic health by providing healing techniques based in either ancient medicine or cutting-edge science. During the microdermabrasion treatment, a diamond-tipped hand file exfoliates away dead skin cells to reduce fine lines and even out the skin tone. The treatment boosts collagen production, creating faces as taut as the bungee cord that keeps the two sides of the Grand Canyon from drifting farther apart. After the treatment, technicians drench skin with nourishing hot oil, and a mask and tuning-fork treatment promote inner peace and relaxation. Steam towels remove the mask before hydrating lotions coat skin to create radiant complexions.
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The Groupon Guide to: Archaeology
Archaeology is the science of digging up dirt to find morsels of broken ceramics and delicious bones to make history soup. Here’s a guide to executing an archaeological dig:
• Any location can be an archaeological site if you dig deep enough. Sift through your neighbor’s trash to find a wealth of information about how humans survive and where the catalogs go after you circle everything you want and leave them on your neighbor's doorstep.
• Digging for bones used to be outsourced to dogs, but ever since they embarrassed us at the dog park, humans have done our own digging. Be sure to bring a shovel, a trowel, and an insatiable need to destroy an earthworm's habitat.
• Archaeologists collect human bones to remind us that everyone in the past was a spooky skeleton until humans evolved to have flesh in the late 1950s and souls in the early 1990s.
• When an archaeologist finds a pottery fragment, he must also find the other fragments of the jar it came from and reassemble them, or risk being the only archaeologist who has never drunk mead from an ancient jar.
• Use carbon dating to find out how old fossils are. Carbon dating is a process in which scientists take fossilized carbon on a date and ask it questions about the 1970s to find out if it is old enough to remember that time period.
• If you can't find any fossils, make some of your own by putting a lizard in a tray of wet clay.
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