Like gasoline, feet must be carefully treated and refined before they can be used to propel automobiles. Amplify your octane with this Groupon.
$30 for a Green Manicure and Pedicure ($65 Value)
- 30 minutes per service
- Organic cleanse and herb-infused soak
- Nail shaping with organic file
- Moisturizing massage
- Formaldehyde-free colors or natural buff
Harmony Nail Spa
Though they often whisk together bowls of liquid chocolate, scented jellies, and fresh lime juice, these professionals don't make desserts. They're nail techs, and they use such sweet ingredients to more effectively pamper appendages during manicures and pedicures at Harmony Nail Spa. For instance, during a jelly pedi, a foot soak made of light, fluffy jelly retains its heat longer than its watery counterparts, extending the soothing effect of the essential oils and aloe vera extracts contained within. Staff members also soothe bodies with hot- or cold-stone massages and smooth skin with waxing services.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Computer Function Keys
Every computer keyboard comes equipped with 12 preconfigured function keys, all of which can be easily removed and swallowed. Here's what your computer does when you press these:
F1: Prints
F2: Makes monitor only display color in shades of brown
F3: Forces keyboard to slowly ooze Vaseline for comfort purposes
F4: Prints two copies
F5: Buys rights to domain name "sensualpizza.net"
F6: Replaces desktop image with beautiful photo of a mountain that's on fire
F7: Brings up a bunch of Quaker Oats commercials
F8: Substitutes ".pdf" extension with ".hummus"
F9: Predicts how many biological parents you have
F10: Increases internal computer temperature by one degree
F11: Doesn't do anything
F12: Navigates to a website that compiles photos of puppies that are all now ugly, unlovable adult dogs
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