Like bakers, massage therapists are experienced kneaders, buy oils in bulk, and traditionally express job satisfaction by dusting their worktables with flour. Tenderize tight muscles with today's Groupon to Bodyworks Massage in Murfreesboro. Choose between the following options:
- For $30, you get a 60-minute Swedish massage (a $60 value).
- For $45, you get a 90-minute Swedish massage (a $90 value).
Licensed massage therapist Jennifer Snelgrove loosens knots and kinks with calming, full-body Swedish techniques. Tight tendons slacken like carolers after New Years as Snelgrove lavishes muscles with long, soothing strokes, which also work to reduce pain, ease joint stiffness, and increase circulation. Clients can opt for a 60-minute session for a tension-relieving tune-up or can stay snuggled for 90 minutes to erase evidence of work pressures, poor posture, and playing hot potato with a 200-pound hot potato.
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The Groupon Guide to: Hiding
Whether playing hide-and-seek or running away from a group of miners who want to raise you communally, you need to know how to find a good hiding place. Here are some tips to help you evade your pursuers:
- The best hiding spots are the places no one would ever look, like under a pile of hair clippings or inside a hollowed-out copy of Jamie Farr's autobiography.
- It's possible to hide in plain sight if you blend into your surroundings. When you're in the woods, wear camouflage. When you're walking on a sidewalk, encase yourself in cement.
- Never give away your position by laughing, crying, or lighting it on fire.
- On a map, good hiding places are marked with an icon that shows a baby holding its index figure up to its lips with a thought bubble that reads "I'm not gonna tell."
- Bring plenty of hamburgers. If you get trapped in your hiding place, rescuers will be able to easily find you by following the stench of moldy buns and rancid beef.
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