Mastering a peerless golf swing requires intense concentration on the arc of the club and a healthy disregard for the condition of your neighbor’s statue garden. Control your projectile’s path with today’s Groupon for golf lessons with PGA professional Josh Dyer at the Johnny Warren Golf Academy in Gallatin. Choose between the following options:
- For $60, you get two 45-minute junior golf lessons (a $120 value).
- For $70, you get two 45-minute adult golf lessons (a $140 value).
Within the golfer-friendly confines of Johnny Warren Golf Academy’s 1,200-square-foot indoor and outdoor facility, PGA professional Josh Dyer works with students to develop a lesson plan that addresses individual issues and repairs them with an understanding of basic physics and the anatomy involved in an ideal swing. Dyer begins 45-minute private sessions with computer video analysis of each golfer's swing in order to create a customized practice routine. Students discover how to develop the muscle memory behind perfect swing procedures, which begin with swingers' setup positions and end with opening the pickle jars taped to their backs after fluid follow-throughs.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: What Makes a TV?
Enjoying television is as patriotic as knitting an apple pie or eating American flags. Here's a look at some of the components that make up these high-tech picture boxes:
• Glass: A high-end TV has a glass screen that when turned off (not recommended) will reflect your image. When turned on, it will reflect how awesome TV is.
• Cathode Ray Tube: No longer needed for modern TVs to work, but manufacturers still put one in every set just for old times' sake.
• Gold: TV signals, like men's hearts, are lustily attracted to gold, causing them to fly out of the sky into the gold brick in the back of every TV.
• A Couple of Horse Bones: 'Cause why not, right?
• Wires: They hook up to the wired helmets that all the actors wear to beam their acting into your TV.
• An Eternal Flame: To honor the former TV stars who have died.
• Tiny Fire Extinguisher: In case the eternal flame gets out of control.
• IBM PetaFlop SuperComputer: Guesses when you want to change the channel, lower the volume, etc., all to cover up the fact that the remote control doesn't do anything.
• Martin Sheen: He's gotta live somewhere.
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