Although the best mattresses feel as soft as clouds, the worst mattresses are clouds that send sleepers plummeting back to Earth. Rest on firmer billows with today's Groupon: for $50, you get $200 toward mattress sets at Mattress King. This Groupon is valid at 11 locations. Prices listed include box springs but account for about 80% of the total cost of the set.
After booting inferior mattresses from their sleep-minded stronghold, the Mattress King's shopkeepers restocked their showrooms more than 30 snooze-ready sets by Serta and America's Mattress. Serta's craftsmen ice Perfect Sleeper sets with a layer of memory foam, which conforms to the contours of customer physiques ($599–$1,699). Mollycoddle muscles with sumptuously crafted Perfect Day sets ($13,999—$2,799) or finally stick a back-handspring with the help of Sertapedic mattresses ($399–$1,299). The shop also stocks America's Mattress bedding, which lulls buyers gently to sleep with no-frills comfort and visions of owning their own sugarplum mines ($419–$1,099).
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: As Seen on TV Inventions
Any inventor can create a life-changing product that would transform the very nature of reality on this planet—if people only knew about it. The best inventions are, by definition, the ones important enough to appear on the most important invention of all: television. Here are just a few new-and-improved examples:
• Easy-to-carry bucket to store and protect cell phone
• The Tender Touch® egg hammer
• The Boo-gie: a microfleece ghost costume with convenient eye holes for lounging around the house on a chilly Halloween
• PawPals Pet Hooks
• A public-domain jukebox—for your car?
• Bay-B-Crate™
• The Am-I-Dreaming? skin-pinching claw
• The Vegetable Stopper!
• Phone number that rids you of unwanted money
• The None-of-Your-Fizzness© soda flattener
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