Fish are an elusive prey, fleeing into reefs to evade anglers and spontaneously sprouting legs to run away from Charles Darwin. Track down slippery targets with this Groupon.
$75 for Two-Hour Guided Fishing Trip ($200 Value)
Professional fisherman Mike Davis escorts anglers on two-hour trips on the Old Hickory Lake to catch bass, crappie, catfish, and bluegill. Equipment, snacks, beverages, and lifejackets are included, though clients will need to supply their own fishing license, live bait (if desired), and guide gratuity.
Mike Davis Outdoors
Professional anger and guide Mike Davis picked up his first fishing pole in his hometown of Orlando, Florida, where the swampy surroundings provided ample opportunities for reeling in scaly specimens. After high school, Mike fulfilled his childhood dream of being a meteorologist before serving a combat tour in the Persian Gulf during Desert Storm, and once back in the States, he was selected as a member of the National Weather Service. While his head was in the clouds, his heart remained by the water, and he ultimately decided to make his passion for fishing his life's pursuit. Today, Mike resides in Nashville where he leads guided fishing tours on Old Hickory Lake, helping anglers of all ages and abilities catch bass, crappie, catfish, and the rare yet inedible rubber fish.
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