A white smile conveys a regard for dental hygiene and provides an airtight alibi after chocolate-bunny massacres. Display guilt-free grins with this Groupon.
$129 for a Zoom Teeth-Whitening Treatment ($400 Value)
A gel infused with hydrogen peroxide smothers teeth and works with a Zoom light to break up surface stains and whiten teeth up to eight shades.
Novare Dental
Dr. Derek Renfroe draws from his award-winning experience at the University of Louisville School of Dentistry and from his years spent as an active-duty dentist in the U.S. Army to protect and enhance smiles inside a new, contemporary office setting. Preventative and general treatments come in the form of checkups, cleanings, fillings, and dental implants. Cosmetic services improve the look of toothy grins with porcelain veneers, teeth-whitening treatments, and strategically placed mirrors. Warm yellow tones cloak the modern office, where TVs rest beside cushy treatment chairs, and sleek white furniture reflects off a meticulously shined floor.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Computer Function Keys
Every computer keyboard comes equipped with 12 preconfigured function keys, all of which can be easily removed and swallowed. Here's what your computer does when you press these:
F1: Prints
F2: Makes monitor only display color in shades of brown
F3: Forces keyboard to slowly ooze Vaseline for comfort purposes
F4: Prints two copies
F5: Buys rights to domain name "sensualpizza.net"
F6: Replaces desktop image with beautiful photo of a mountain that's on fire
F7: Brings up a bunch of Quaker Oats commercials
F8: Substitutes ".pdf" extension with ".hummus"
F9: Predicts how many biological parents you have
F10: Increases internal computer temperature by one degree
F11: Doesn't do anything
F12: Navigates to a website that compiles photos of puppies that are all now ugly, unlovable adult dogs
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