The advent of massage dates back to ancient Rome, when the mothers of newly returned soldiers would vigorously attempt to rub out the sprawling back tattoos their kin had gotten on the road. Let someone else erase your bad decisions with today’s Groupon to Pro Massage Health Solutions in Goodlettsville. Choose between the following options:
- For $35, you get a 60-minute customized massage (a $75 value).
- For $50, you get a 90-minute customized massage (a $105 value).
The licensed massage therapists at Pro Massage Health Solutions target the source of each client’s discomfort during pretreatment consultations, granting them the tools necessary to customize rubdowns for each individual. Clients can surrender sore muscles to a number of different massage modalities, including Swedish bodywork’s long, stress-relieving strokes or the pain-purging kneads central to deep-tissue techniques. In Japanese, shiatsu translates to “finger pressure,” setting the stage for the shiatsu massage’s exacting panoply of rhythmic pressure placement, which works to invigorate bodily energy gummed up from too many rubber cement cocktails. Therapeutic trigger-point therapy and lymph-drainage treatments are also available, cementing Pro Massage as a one-stop shop for muscles in need of relaxation and therapeutic attention.
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