Getting a professional car wash is safer than using white-out on windshield smudges or parallel parking between two waterfalls. Opt for a less risky wash with today's Groupon to Reflections Automobile Appearance Care, servicing areas including and south of Goodlettsville, north of Franklin, west of Mt. Juliet, and east of Bellevue. Choose from the following options:
- For $43, you get an impact detail for a car (an $86.96 value).
- For $48, you get an impact detail for a midsize SUV (a $96.11 value).
- For $64, you get an impact detail for an extra-large SUV (a $128.15 value).
Reflections Automobile Appearance Care's attentive technicians tote their supply of environmentally friendly products to the customer's location with the mission of restoring dirty cars to a like-new condition. During the impact detail, techs bathe the auto's exterior while it relaxes in the comfort of its own driveway, office parking lot, or massage chair. The newly minted shell then assumes a glowing complexion after a high-gloss express wax glazes the painted finish and settles in to guard against the elements. After dressing the tires, techs blast a vacuum through interior debris fields, sanitize the dashboard, and wipe down the console. Staffers then clear away filmy residue and graffitied drive-thru orders from the windows and flush out muddy floor mats with invigorating shampoos. Before pulling away, the techs anoint the car with air freshener to leave the interior smelling as fresh as it did when it rolled out of the factory.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Petting a Cat
Petting a cat is a complex, multistage process—any minor deviation from this precise ordering may result in scratching, "spraying," or the spontaneous genetic devolution of your noble cat back into a lowly ferret. Memorize these steps before even thinking of laying a paw on your pet:
Always Go with the Grain: Petting against the natural contours of your cat's fur can cause his coat to fly off, leaving you with a deeply perturbed feline skeleton who will have trouble trusting you in the future or posing for non-Halloween-related family photos.
Avoid Sensitive Areas: On cats, these include the eyes, inner nostrils, and constantly rotating zones of off-limits fur patches that are impossible to track without checking out his daily RSS feed.
Make Soothing Noises: Your cat will most likely not acknowledge its given name, but feline linguists have determined that the most comforting words you can coo to your cat are "shunk," "grate" (but not "great"), and family-breakfast chain "Perkins."
When in Doubt: Dress your cat like a baby. The cat will find itself so frighteningly humanlike that it will ask to be petted to resolve burgeoning identity issues.
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