The only thing worse than finding a hair in your food is realizing that it's yours—or that it's attached to an agitated gorilla. Avoid an embarrassing mishap with this Groupon to Rejuvenation Group in Brentwood. Choose from the following options:
- For $99, you get six laser hair-removal sessions on one small area (up to a $1,350 value).
- For $299, you get six laser hair-removal sessions on one medium area (up to a $1,890 value).
- For $499, you get six laser hair-removal sessions on one large area (up to a $3,000 value).
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The skin-clarifying experts at Rejuvenation Group strive to permanently banish strands from all epidermis types and tones with laser hair-removal sessions. During the treatment, a laser beam with the ability of a fourth-dimension pencil eraser scours skin swaths with pulses of light that disable unwanted hair growth by zapping hair pigment and melanin within the follicles. After a free consultation, laser technicians treat hairy surfaces, clearing away shag with a range of treatments on the desired area. Like the face of an overscheduled balloon artist, some patients may experience slight and temporary reddening, but with minimal risk of discomfort.
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The Groupon Guide to: Ferrari Ownership
Once you ascend to the exciting and dignified world of Ferrari ownership, you’ll notice that food tastes better, the air smells sweeter, and dunks are 73% raunchier. Here are some tips that will prolong the life of your Sweet Kitten (an official slang term for Ferraris):
Give the Brake a Break: This Hot Baby (official Ferrari slang [OFS]) was made to fly, not obey traffic rules. Remember, most police officers/angry parents really only want their picture taken next to your Ferrari.
Clean the Sheen on Your Mean Machine: Don’t take this Thunder Nugget (OFS) to any two-bit car-washing place. A ride this primo should be wiped down with the fontanel of a newborn horse, or, at least, an underwear model’s birth certificate.
Full Moon = Full Vroom: If the moon is in its full phase, then pull your Phantom Tickler (OFS) out of the drive-in humidor and let her howl at the moon by revving that imported engine. Let the neighbors know who’s boss while simultaneously expelling the (now on fire) owls who like to nest in the Ferrari's gorgeous chassis.
Endorse the Horse: Ferrari makes clothes and sunglasses with its signature horse logo that you can wear to let people know that you drive one of their Velvet Grandpas (OFS).
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