Milk generally does a body good, except when it gets churned into calorie-rich ice cream or pits people's bones against their muscles in dance-offs. Count on reliable wellness techniques with today's Groupon to Rivergate Med Spa in Goodlettsville. Choose between the following options:
• For $50, you get one month of unlimited Zumba and yoga classes (up to a $150 value).
• For $99, you get three laser hair-removal treatments for the upper lip, chin, or underarms (a $225 value).
Rivergate Med Spa's licensed, knowledgeable staff beautifies bodies through a wide assortment of rejuvenating services and classes. Clients can stretch and twist bodies into deformed pretzels during one-hour yoga and Zumba classes, offered five days a week. Plow through muscle-molding poses during power yoga sessions, or harness the power of Back Care Yoga classes to tend to the spine's natural needs for exercise and proximity to spandex. Fast-paced Zumba classes singe wayward calories and unprepared shoe soles during Latin-dance-inspired sessions.
Alternately, step into Rivergate's tranquil digs for a free laser hair-removal consultation, during which a certified practitioner will lay out plans for eliminating troublemaking fur. A powerful laser shines onto the offending follicles, escorting them out of their corporeal hideout as quickly as a cheetah strapped to a rocket pack. Over the course of three treatments, clients can achieve smooth, fuzz-free skin.
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The Groupon Guide to: High-Tech Piracy
The term pirate often calls to mind images of seafaring roustabouts, jauntily crossing blades, smuggling saltwater rum, and trading boisterous barbs via sassy parrots. High-tech piracy is a wholly different industry that has grown since the military accidentally released computers into our ecosystem. What are today's most common forms of high-tech piracy?
DVD Piracy: Using a tiny laser in their computers, mischievous pirates are now able to "burn" DVDs, which renders many of the scenes unplayable and thus prevents future Netflix subscribers from finding out whether or not it was an acceptable country for old men.
Vegetable Piracy: Though honest, hard-working people pay full price for their produce, there is a more nefarious segment of the population that takes that potato home, downloads it into some rich topsoil, and makes free copies for all their friends.
Tracing Paper: Aspiring artists looking for a shortcut to success should be forewarned—intellectual-property theft never pays, no matter how cool Snoopy looks driving that fire truck.
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