Over time, bodies become teeming nests of unwanted hair, dead skin cells, and feathers from public shamings. Clear your physique with today’s Groupon to Skin Renew Laser & Vein Clinic in Brentwood. Choose from the following options:
- For $149, you get six laser hair-removal treatments for one small area (up to a $1,250 value).
- For $349, you get six laser hair-removal treatments for one medium area (up to a $2,150 value).
- For $549, you get six laser hair-removal treatments for one large area (up to a $3,250 value).
- For $49, you get one medical-grade microdermabrasion facial or chemical peel (up to a $125 value).
Click here for a list of valid laser hair-removal treatment areas. Customers can purchase one laser-hair removal Groupon and one medical-grade microdermabrasion Groupon per person.
The trained staff at Skin Renew beautify swaths of skin with Cutera CoolGlide lasers and SilkPeel skin care treatments. During a laser hair-removal session for any skin type, cascades of light target follicles while the laser's cooling tip mitigates pinching sensations. Over time, strands will permanently fade away, leaving behind an expanse of skin free of hair and hair-related crime. For optimal results, Skin Renew recommends six treatments scheduled four to eight weeks apart.
Clients opting for the noninvasive SilkPeel microdermabrasion treatment recline as a knowledgeable aesthetician exfoliates lackluster mugs with a crystal-free, closed-loop vacuum machine. For 20 minutes, the aesthetician mouths arcane incantations while carefully guiding a tornado of granules across the face, gently sweeping away dead skin cells and hyperpigmentation. Alternatively, a customized chemical peel floods the pores with an alpha hydroxy acid solution that helps to erase fine lines, lighten sun spots, sand down rough textures, and decrease pore size.
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The Groupon Guide to: Recognizing Sports Balls
Though many sports exist that do not require the usage of a ball—such as running, swimming, and quicksand escaping—most professional athletes agree that to make it in the big leagues, you must be able to recognize the following balls:
Footballs: These “balls” aren’t balls at alls! A symmetrical tapered ovoid, pigskins can more accurately be called pig eggs because of their shape and their actual biological origins. The shape of a football allows you to throw a tight spiral, although this is only provable by first affixing it with a grenade of dazzling colored smoke.
Basketballs: The exact color, size, and shape of a pumpkin, these dimpled spheres are crisscrossed with black boundary lines—this is because each basketball is also a miniature basketball court! Gut it and lay it flat like an open newspaper for an exciting game of overturned ant farm vs. army men.
Golf Balls: These handheld esophagus-clogging beauties keep players from being dishonest when they jot down their score—you’ve probably heard the old golfers' expression “the more you cheat, the more you eat!” Golf-ball ingestion is responsible for more hospital visits than shark attacks and mechanical-shark attacks combined.
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