Before the invention of sunglasses, rock 'n' roll musicians' trademark mystique was spoiled by constant, inescapable direct eye contact. Play it cool with today's Groupon: for $50, you get $150 worth of designer sunglasses at Specs Optical.
Specs Optical’s fashionable fleet of designer frames and sunglasses strive to bolster peeper prowess and ocular panache, earning the store top honors from Toast of Music City three years running. Gussy up passé nose bridges with sleek shades from such designers as Marc by Marc Jacobs, Juicy Couture, and Ray-Ban (approximately $150 each), or don a pair of chic frames from Betsey Johnson and Prada (approximately $200 each). Luxurious styles from Tory Burch (approximately $150) gracefully complement formal, casual, and Fonzie-like outfits, as do the store’s other selections, which range from $150 to $695 depending on style, designer, and grade of accompanying Groucho nose. Specs’ amicable ocular artistes don’t work on commission, allowing them to invest ample time and energy into each customer as they pin down the perfect pair of eye-rims.
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The Groupon Guide to: Making a Wish
Throughout the day, the superstitious are afforded numerous opportunities to better their lives through making a wish. What are some tips to rising to the next wish-making occasion?
• Wishing Wells: Like most things in life, you get what you pay for. Though a wishing well's suggested minimum donation is 25 cents (save your pennies for the mall fountain outside the Cinnamon Xpress®), you can sweeten your wish a little by wrapping it in a check for $750. Or, simply whisper your wish into the HDMI port of a gently used plasma screen before chucking it in downward into the rattling darkness.
• Shooting Stars: Most dreams wished upon a shooting star don't come true because the wish casters don't finish the job. Drive at top speed to the smoldering impact site to confirm that the falling star is actually a fully undressed spaceman. He should be hugging his knees to his chest and ready to exchange wishes for Earth clothing and a room above your garage.
• Birthday Candles: Triple your annual wish-making potential each year by wishing for a genie. Do not, however, ask the genie to grant you the wish of additional birthdays, as the genie's legendary love of ironic interpretation will cause him to transform you into an extremely old man. Remember: the only truly safe way to wish for more wishes is to wish for garbage bags full of money.
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