Among ways to start the morning, eating a balanced breakfast is second only to jogging with the sheep you counted the night before. Get your stomach off on the right foot with today's Groupon to The Pfunky Griddle. Choose between the following options:
- For $8, you get $16 worth of breakfast and lunch fare, valid Tuesday–Friday.
- For $8, you get $16 worth of breakfast and lunch fare, valid on Saturday and Sunday.
Servers at The Pfunky Griddle cart cinnamon-laced french toast, eggs, and jugs of all-you-can-eat pancake batter to eaters, who cook their own breakfast at tables adorned with sizzling griddle centerpieces. The eatery’s breakfast-centric menu flips up unbleached white and organic five-grain pancake batter ($5.99 for adults; $3.99 for kids aged 4–10), and 20 topping options (first topping free; $0.75 for additional toppings) allow diners to adorn their fluffy, self-made disks with custom designs, such as an apple-slice tower or a granola and chocolate-chip Stonehenge. Gluten-free french toast ($6.50) is available for patrons with restricted diets, and delectable chef-prepared options, such as flaky biscuits with black-pepper and country-sausage gravy ($3.99), up the ante for competitive tableside cooks. Lunchtime eaters dig into an updated take on the classic BLT sandwich adorned with chipotle aioli ($8) or make it meat-free with the hummus veggie wrap ($8.50), which alleviates the pressure to stuff salads in edible purses.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Seeds
Seeds are tiny wooden eggs laid by plants in warm, moist soil where they hatch into the next generation of baby plants. What do you need to know in order to survive in the high-stakes world of seeds?
• Pumpkin seeds can be roasted over an open fire to make a delicious Halloween curse upon your enemies—usually temporary blindness or the “mittening” of their hands.
• Fluffy dandelion seeds aloft on the breeze are the most frequent cause of bunny sneezes. It might be cute for you, but do you think the bunny wants to sneeze?
• The Svalbard Global Seed Vault in Norway preserves seeds of countless different species in the event of global catastrophe or as a repository of cheap snacks to smuggle into the movies in a Ziploc bag.
• Acorns are more than a seed for a mighty oak—they are a blank canvas on which to draw a tiny beatnik who already comes with his own beret. Sell these at your local farmers' market in order to no longer have any financial worries, ever.
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