Without nails, hard-to-reach spots would forever itch and digits would be too delicate to put on finger-puppet renditions of Die Hard. Appreciate your multifunctional features with today's Groupon at Vanity Nail and Spa in Murfreesboro. Choose between the following options:
- For $17, you get a Shellac manicure (a $35 value).
- For $22, you get a spa manicure and pedicure (a $45 value).
Vanity Nail and Spa’s trained technicians help clients’ digits maintain a healthy appearance with pampering nail services. During spa manicures, keratin gurus trim nails and buff surfaces before adding a dollop of client-selected color. The spa pedicure additionally coddles feet by adding an exfoliating sugar and sea salt scrubs to remove dead skin cells and prom-crazed teenagers from the superficial layer. Hot towels blanket feet, relax weary muscles and melt stress into a puddle of goo. For extra staying power, clients can opt for a 30-minute Shellac manicure, which coats digits in a lamp-adhered gel for up to two weeks of chip-free shine.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Curing the Common Cold
The common cold has baffled scientists and outraged doctors since the dawn of time, leading to a proliferation of less-than-perfect homemade remedies. If you're down and out with a wintertime cold, try one of these practical curatives:
Some Rest and Plenty of Water
Effectiveness: 1/10
How It Works: It doesn't. Your body is already made of water, so drinking more can lead to a dangerous oxygen overdose. And while resting, all of your body's parts, including your bloodstream, stop moving, allowing the cold to spread further.
Chicken-Noodle Soup
Effectiveness: 4/10
How It Works: Chickens cannot catch or transmit human diseases, so their hearty broth inoculates you against further sickness. Start by pouring hot soup on any infected areas, but be prepared to take the soup internally if symptoms persist.
An Extra Dose of Smallpox Vaccine
Effectiveness: 7/10
How It Works: The smallpox particles contained in the vaccine will overpower and wipe out your cold. The downside is that you will now have smallpox.
The Love of a Family
Effectiveness: 10/10
How It Works: No one who is truly loved can ever get sick. If you don't have a ready supply of loving family members, most hospitals will allow you to rent some surrogate children who will swear a legal oath of fondness for only a few dollars a day.
Comment on our feelings board
