Ancient singers had no microphones, which meant audiences were quieter, and bringing a pet howler monkey to a performance was twice as irritating. Hoot and holler all you want with today's Groupon: for $6, you get admission for two to the Wildhorse Saloon (a $12 value). Today's deal is not valid during private or ticketed events.
Live bands strut across the stage each night, fueling revelry in the Wildhorse Saloon's 66,000-square-foot venue, which contains three floors of dancing, a restaurant, and a bar. In free nightly line-dancing lessons, patrons hike up their jeans and boogie in unison to the musical stylings of energetic musicians every evening of the week. Free billiard tables occupy hands between spontaneous bouts of rhythmic movement, and nearby shuffleboards settle dance-offs that have ended in a stalemate. Mingle under the establishment's multicolored, mounted stage lights, or bathe in the glow of one of the many flat-screen televisions.
Though not included in today's Groupon, Wildhorse also cranks twangy Southern smoke-house fare alongside libations from a multifaceted bar and restaurant, which slings late-night snacks with the hospitality of a matronly refrigerator.
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The Groupon Guide to: Big Clocks
Today, most clocks are small enough to be worn on the wrist, but there’s still one island nation where privately owned timepieces are illegal: England. There, they rely on a socialist network of gigantic, publicly viewable chrono sculptures. Here’s a look at the most famous of Britain’s big clocks:
Big Ben: Often called The Pride of England, Big Ben is the world's largest four-faced clock, with each face set to one of the four different time zones of the four original British colonies—America, Australia, The Remainder of the World, and Terabithia. Although Big Ben is technically the name of the bell inside the clock, there is no evidence that this bell actually exists, as a terrifying hourly chiming sound scares away anyone who attempts to get close enough to look.
King Clock: Frequently called The Pride of Great Britain, King Clock stands more than 100 meters (or about 330 feet) tall, and keeps perfect time with the help of an internal atomic clock, developed by Swiss physicists to never accidentally turn into a pinprick-size black hole that would distort space-time in such a way to cause the clock to be slightly inaccurate, as well as erasing gravity. Like all things that are similar, Big Ben and King Clock are hated rivals.
Lil' Ticker, the Clock That Could: Widely known as The Pride of the British Isles, Lil' Ticker is the world's smallest clock tower, standing a paltry 20 feet high when it's not drooping from an accumulation of rainwater, wilting in a particularly warm sunbeam, or just slouching out of melancholy. Will Lil' Ticker one day grow up to be the biggest clock tower in all of England? The answer is no—buildings do not work that way … yet.
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