A trip to the paintball field is the only way to treat an itchy trigger finger, outside of expensive rash creams or firing a water gun carved from a cactus. Scratch the itch for vengeance with today's Groupon to Xtreme Paintball in Lebanon. Choose from the following options:
- For $56, you get a paintball package for two (a $112 total value).
- For $100, you get a paintball package for four (a $224 total value).
- For $190, you get a paintball package for eight (a $448 total value).
Each paintball package includes the following:
- Field entry with all-day air (a $22 value/person)
- Premium equipment package (a $20 value/person)
- Bag of 500 paintballs (a $14 value/person)
The pigment enthusiasts at Xtreme Paintball bestrew their outdoor fields with a smattering of oversize, inflatable obstacles. Color warriors can strap on the included pod pack and protective vest and mask before taking aim at opponents with a hopper-equipped marker. Five hundred provided paintballs load each cadet with ample ammo for attempts at taking down multiple adversaries or for turning one rival into a modern-day replica of Picasso's Starry Night. An all-day compressed-air tank oxygenates brains for the entirety of the facility's game-play hours—from 10 a.m. until dark. Xtreme Paintball recommends wearing worn-in, dark clothing and sturdy shoes; leaving rings, bracelets, and diamond tiaras at home; and toting along extra cash to restock munitions reserves for heated skirmishes turned into all-out wars.
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