According to time-management surveys, Americans waste countless hours searching for lost items such as keys, sunglasses, and time-management surveys. End the search for misplaced possessions with today's Groupon for professional organizing services for your home or office from Clutter Clearer. This Groupon is valid for residents in New Orleans and the surrounding suburbs of Metairie, Kenner, Westbank, River Ridge, LaPlace, Destrehan, and Harahan. Choose between two options:
- For $80, you get four hours of services (a $160 value).
- For $160, you get eight hours of services (a $320 value).
Clutter Clearer founder Sally Johnston brings a sense of order to clients’ chaotic homes and offices. Enlist Sally to sort through valuable collections of decade-old grocery-store receipts or reduce the risk of shoe avalanches in bedroom closets. Sally's natural navigational instincts around kitchens result in polished rows of olive bottles and spice racks carefully organized to avoid stirring up long-running oregano/rosemary feuds. Those in the midst of moving can trust Sally to ensure that the family feline doesn't get packed into boxes filled with old coats and VHS copies of Dorf on Golf. In addition to home organizing, Clutter Clearer's services can bolster workplace efficiency by creating neat stacks of filing systems and easy-access drawers ideal for storing stress balls from all 50 states.
Residents of Northshore, Baton Rouge, Hammond, or Houma will be charged an additional $40–$80 per day for gas and travel time.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: What Makes a TV?
Enjoying television is as patriotic as knitting an apple pie or eating American flags. Here's a look at some of the components that make up these high-tech picture boxes:
• Glass: A high-end TV has a glass screen that when turned off (not recommended) will reflect your image. When turned on, it will reflect how awesome TV is.
• Cathode Ray Tube: No longer needed for modern TVs to work, but manufacturers still put one in every set just for old times' sake.
• Gold: TV signals, like men's hearts, are lustily attracted to gold, causing them to fly out of the sky into the gold brick in the back of every TV.
• A Couple of Horse Bones: 'Cause why not, right?
• Wires: They hook up to the wired helmets that all the actors wear to beam their acting into your TV.
• An Eternal Flame: To honor the former TV stars who have died.
• Tiny Fire Extinguisher: In case the eternal flame gets out of control.
• IBM PetaFlop SuperComputer: Guesses when you want to change the channel, lower the volume, etc., all to cover up the fact that the remote control doesn't do anything.
• Martin Sheen: He's gotta live somewhere.
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