Menus are laminated to prevent staining from diners' spilled coffee or attempts to pen “lobster” into every item’s description. Get the dish you really want with today's Groupon at Jack Dempsey's Restaurant.
The Deal
$15 for $30 worth of seafood, steak, and drinks
- Choose from menu options such as:
- Stuffed flounder ($18.95)
- Rib-eye surf 'n' turf ($21.95–$31.95)
- Fried frog legs platter ($16.95)
- Baked mac ‘n’ cheese ($4.95)
- Po boy and salad lunch specials Tuesday–Friday ($8.95–$12.95)
- Sangria ($7/glass), beer ($2.75–$3.75), and wine ($5/glass)
Jack Dempsey's Restaurant
On a residential street near the river, a little white cottage with a hand-painted sign hosts heaping platters of crustaceans, catfish, rib-eye steaks, and creamy Southern sides. Creamy baked macaroni and potato salad escort fried redfish, frog legs, and soft-shell crab from a kitchen praised by Lonely Planet as "working in its own rarefied air," with each dish ceremonially blessed by a mermaid. Tuesday–Friday, lunch specials pack salads and po boys with oysters and shrimp, and sangria, beer, and wine from the full bar enliven meals at any time of day.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Predicting the Future
Though the past is regularly derided by historians as boring, millions of people still look forward to the upcoming version of history known as the future. Here's a look at methods for predicting the future, from least accurate to most accurate:
5. Tea Leaves: By studying the patterns left in mugs by boiled tea leaves, one can predict with 100% accuracy the future necessity of cleaning recently used mugs.
4. Dogs / Old People Bones (Tie): Both have the ability to sense upcoming weather hazards such as rainstorms, unexpected meteor showers, and government-created "tornado-canes" designed to intensify populist fear of wind.
3. Tarot Cards: Popular tarot cards include Death, Tragedy, Stomachaches, Bad Vibes, Mild Cable-Repairman-Related Inconvenience, and Seasonal Gloom.
2. Fortune Cookies: Never 100% accurate, but always 80% delicious.
1. Gut Instinct: There's no better way to know the future than to trust your gut. Specifically, if you can see your guts outside your body and in a glass jar, you're probably running out of future.
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