Clothes can say a lot about a person: a little black dress bespeaks elegance, whereas shorts and a T-shirt imply that the defendant is not taking this murder charge very seriously. Keep your reputation spotless with today's Groupon to Magnolia Cleaners’s two Mandeville locations on Florida Street or Highway 190. Choose between the following options:
- For $10, you get $20 worth of dry cleaning, including free pickup and delivery in the St. Tammany Parish area.
- For $29, you get a leather-jacket cleaning including free pickup and delivery in the St. Tammany Parish area (up to a $69 value).
The garment gurus at Magnolia Cleaners invite customers to drop off laundry at the shop or schedule to have their tarnished threads picked up, washed, and returned on a Monday and Thursday or Wednesday and Friday rotation. Before clothes are sent for cleaning, eagle-eyed inspectors examine each article for spots, stains, and possible KGB ties. The double-wash process and distilled dry-cleaning solvents ensure that shirts ($3.90), skirts ($4.50), and suits ($8.20) stay spick-and-span. After commemorative tuxedo tees and formal lederhosen exit the machine, they are hand-finished and treated to a final inspection before being delivered safe, sound, and desoiled to doorsteps.
A leather-jacket cleaning frees coats of all sizes from odors before redyeing leather to restore its natural sheen while fortifying it against cold-weather cracking. The moisturizing treatment leaves jackets soft and supple, allowing patrons to don outerwear as fresh and gleaming as a newborn diamond.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Siblings
Because it's not polite to tell a child their age, many people don't know whether they are the eldest, middle, or youngest sibling in the family. Take this quiz to find out which one you might be:
Your favorite way to influence the future is by:
a. Organizing your son's social studies binder
b. Deconstructing Lego cities built by children to teach them to doubt the establishment
c. Chewing!
Your workout routine involves:
a. Bench-pressing smaller humans
b. Contemplating
c. Running on a metal wheel!
It's dinnertime. You take your place:
a. At the head of the table. Everyone in the family will be excited to hear you regale them with the story of how you won today.
b. In your bedroom. Watching your family members chew makes you sick.
c. In the food bowl! Hopefully you'll be able to pick out some of those delicious sunflower seeds!
If you could redecorate your home you would:
a. Expand. You need a home for all your cars and a garage for all your children. Oops! Other way around.
b. Burn the thing down
c. Add more tubes!
Answer key: If you picked mostly As: You're the eldest sibling, congratulations! Your assertive type A personality makes you a leader in the family and a difficult person to watch television with.
If you picked mostly Bs: You're the middle sibling. You're artistic, emotional, and immune to romantic comedy.
If you picked mostly Cs: Your name is Oreo, you're the fifth child in a litter of 14, and everyone here just wants you to come home.
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