The four basic necessities for life are food, water, shelter, and sitting in the icy darkness while summertime box-office megahits freeze depleted brain cells. Cool off without the ticket price with today's Groupon: for $45, you get one hour of in-home air-conditioning tune-up services from One Hour Heating & Air Conditioning in Covington (a $99 value).
One Hour Heating & Air Conditioning helps clients keep their cool by maintaining and repairing air-conditioning systems so vital to summer happiness. Extensively trained, uniformed employees show up for appointments promptly—this brisk business puts a premium on timeliness, guaranteeing arrivals to the minute, or the service will be free of charge. An appointment with the Arctic experts involves 60 minutes of diagnostics, troubleshooting, and repairs to keep bodies as chilled as cucumber-humans in a giant vegetable-crisper house.
Should an air-conditioning system need a little more TLC than an hour's work, clients are apprised of the situation with upfront pricing requiring their approval before moving forward. The friendly technicians sport shoe covers to protect delicate rugs from the unfeeling teeth of A/C-repairman cleats, and all work boasts an unconditional guarantee, meaning hot weather may skip your house altogether this year—just like Santa.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Enjoying Parties
If you're unfortunate enough to receive an invitation to a get-together, don't go out chopping firewood, lighting a fire, and then dramatically throwing your invitation into the garbage next to the fireplace. Instead, follow these handy party-attendance tips:
- Show up fashionably late—approximately 15 minutes after enough coats have been collected on the host's bed for you to hide under.
- Bring a small gift, such as a bottle of wine or a newborn baby.
- Hit the dance floor with as many hammers as you can to prevent dancing.
- Trade boring small talk for boring regular talk by having no opinion on anything.
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