Clothing, which has been hugging humans since the dawn of history, is predicted to replace skin by the year 2034. Dress yourself while you still can with today's Groupon: for $40, you get $90 worth of comfortable and flattering apparel online from Reality In Style.
Reality In Style focuses on stylish clothing constructed from soft fabrics designed to accentuate bodies of any make and model. Best friends Denise Apicella and Rachel Blakeman founded the company after extensively speaking with working professionals and socially active mothers and finding that chic-but-wearable clothing had taken a back seat to high-fashion rigidity and dragon-skin armor. The exclusive lines of tops, bottoms, jackets, and dresses have simplified, everyday names such as Andrew, David, and Nick. Tops from the Scott line, such as the scoop-neck Scott R JR tank, with an elegant chiffon trimming, are offered in simple black or white ($80). For a dressier silhouette, flatter your shadow with the Nameless skirt, which is available in black or charcoal gray ($155). Peruse the cyber racks to pick out a new work-appropriate outfit, or have a passing cat choose for you by walking haphazardly across the keyboard, pawing selections as it goes.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Getting Motivated
Whether you dream of climbing Mount Everest or eating Mount Everest, you need to stay motivated in order to make your dreams a reality. Here's how you can find the motivation you need:
- Set a realistic goal. If becoming president of the United States isn't possible, maybe you can become the president of your own imagination—or the imaginations of those around you.
- Stop procrastinating and start uncrastinating. Like a baby learning to run, taking the first step is the hardest part, but like that baby finding a pile of lottery tickets, it's also the most rewarding.
- Write down the steps necessary to achieve your goal on a piece of paper, then soak the paper in milk and feed it to stray birds. As you complete the steps, the birds will begin obeying you.
- Simulate the sweet smell of success by borrowing some loose hair from the barber college, spritzing it with lime juice, and baking it at 350 degrees for an hour. The scent will cause your blood to run at double-speed.
- Stay focused on your goal by creating a lifelike robot version of yourself to live out the nonambitious parts of your life. When you've achieved your goal, marry the robot.
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