When personal information leaks online, it can threaten financial security and undermine claims of being the former king of Japan. Say konnichiwa to online safety with today's Groupon to Reputation.com, Inc. Choose between the following two options:
- For $20, you get six months of identity-protection service (a $59.85 value).
- For $15, you get three months of identity-protection service (a $29.85 value).
Reputation.com, Inc, recognized in 2011 as a World Economic Forum Technology Pioneer, employs privacy-securing technology to protect clients' personal information from falling into unsafe hands. The company's web-based service scans websites and databases for users' information, such as date of birth, home address, and ability to impersonate past White House chefs, and reports its findings to staff members. With data in hand, MyPrivacy contacts each uncovered data broker to ensure all information is removed from their databases, then continue to search the Internet to help prevent future leaks. Reputation.com's software tools also minimize further information gathering by calibrating web browsers to block third-party programs from creating detailed profiles and preventing the export of stolen identities to Svenborgia.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: The Ultimate Snowman
Any fool with a pair of mittens can construct a passable facsimile of a human out of powdered frozen vapor, but it takes a true Picasso of precipitation to create a frosty masterwork. Follow these tips to create a snow sculpture that will endure forever, unless the temperature rises even slightly:
• Stack ‘em High: While traditional snowmen are comprised of three snowy spheroids stacked in ascending size for a more stable base and welcoming maternal curves, there’s no reason to stop there. Continue adding snowballs until your snowman is a gently tapering caterpillar towering gingerly into lower orbit—then decorate its face using a remote-controlled helicopter.
• Don’t Mess with a Classic: Carrot noses were introduced in the 1600s to ridicule Guy Fawkes, a famous waster of then-precious vegetables. Keep his legacy alive today by shoving a carrot into your snowman’s face. If unavailable due to rabbit plagues or juicing fads, just steal a traffic cone from your nearest miniature village.
• Attain Anatomical Accuracy: Keep your snowman’s proportions frighteningly human by having a friend volunteer to act as an armature for you to pack snow onto. He belongs to winter now.
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