People celebrate special occasions by decorating things with baubles, as evidenced by hanging ornaments on Christmas trees and emptying drums of diamonds over winning coaches. Bauble up with today's Groupon to Saints for Sinners. Choose between the following options:
- For $13, you get one imported Italian saint medallion (a $26.95 value).
- For $25, you get two imported Italian saint medallions (a $53.90 value).
The patron saint emblazoned on each Saints for Sinners medallion watches over the wearer from his or her noble perch about the neck. The medallions—each imported from Italy and individually hand-painted in New Orleans—arrive on doorsteps in soft cloth pouches accompanied by a beaded necklace, a saint story in greeting-card format, and an envelope. St. Christopher, whose dominion includes safe travel, protects riders in taxi cabs driven by Christopher Walken. The Touchdown Jesus medallion proffers its luck to fans of the LSU Tigers or the NFL's New Orleans Saints. Individuals unsure of where their personal situations fit on the spectrum of protection can take a quiz to ascertain their appropriate saint or search for saints by name, occupation, and 40-yard-dash time.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Sneaking Snacks into a Movie
Movie theaters insist that you purchase their snacks because if the public doesn’t buy them, the employees are forced to eat the remaining candy at the end of their shift. Avoid buying overpriced movie snacks with these tips for sneaking your own treats:
• Bring a suitcase full of large pizzas to the movies and say that you have a plane to catch right after the film ends.
• Fill your pockets with unpopped popcorn kernels. Hold each one over a lighter to activate it.
• Form licorice into the shape of glasses and wear them into the movie. If you already have glasses, pop out the lenses and replace them with Nilla wafers.
• Steal other people’s candy by pretending to be their wife or husband. They won’t know because it’s dark in a movie theater and you smell just like their spouse.
• Fill your mouth, nose, and hair with Mike and Ikes. When you get inside the movie, spit them out to share with your friends.
• Bribe the movie-theater staff into looking the other way by inviting them to your lake house for one unforgettable summer they’ll never forget.
• Soak a rag in soup and suck on it.
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