The goal of permanent makeup is to be subtle, natural, and attractive—unlike the goals of its predecessor, the Sharpie mustache, which was invented during slumber-party hijinks. Grasp indelible beauty with today's Groupon: for $99, you get $200 toward a permanent-makeup application at Softouch Permanent Makeup in Kenner and New Orleans.
The fully licensed and certified micropigmentation specialists at Softouch Permanent Makeup enhance clients' features with a subtle and safe technique known as the SofTap Hand Method. This technique uses fine in-line disposable needles, rather than a traditional tattoo gun or a hypodermic crayon, to gently tap natural shades under the skin's surface. During each consultation, makeup artists take exact measurements to ensure satisfaction and apply a numbing agent to reduce discomfort. Augment ocular beauty with a single subtle line on either the top or bottom lid (a $250 value) or make lashes look fuller with a small dot of color between each eye bristle (a $250 value/top lashes). Pigment professionals can also spruce up sparse eyebrows with natural-looking strokes (a $400 value) and prettify pouts with a full color treatment (a $550 value), perfect for kissing practice with your hand as it doesn’t leave evidence behind.
Transformations typically require two visits to achieve the desired look, and clients should expect to have at least one maintenance visit in the forthcoming dystopian future. All pigments used by Softouch Permanent Makeup are hypoallergenic and free of FD&C and D&C dyes.
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The Groupon Guide to: Upset Stomachs
For centuries, a weak stomach was associated with a strong mind, as philosophers, generals, and the child-geniuses who ruled the Alps were known to suffer from indelicate bowels. Here's a look at the most common causes of this malady of the magnificent-minded:
Nerves: Not to be confused with butterflies in the stomach, which is caused by eating butterfly larvae and can be cured by thinking about the butterfly's natural predator, unhappy children. Holding nervousness in your mind can trigger an aching stomach; Socrates was famous for becoming so nervous that he turned into a pile of grapes anytime a woman touched him.
Indigestion: Unlike animals, which have four stomachs, modern humans' streamlined internals contain only two acid-producing food sacks, making it difficult to digest spicy or sharp foods. The only female pilot ever, Amelia Earhart, was only able to digest rainclouds, almonds, and bad news.
Love: Invented by Shakespeare, this untoward emotion is a constant source of abdominal agitation. To cure a love-provoked upset stomach, you must boldly declare your love by screaming it into the face of all passersby, zoo animals, mirrors, and drive-time talk-radio call-in programs. Never, never to the person you're actually in love with, because the chances are excellent that they will reject you.
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