Like cars, human beings require occasional corrective bodywork, custom finishing, and fresh coats of wax to avoid being towed away and crushed into a cube. Keep your chassis classy with today's Groupon for medical-spa treatments at Surgitrim. Choose between two options:
- For $125, you get three Smooth Shapes cellulite treatments (a $300 value).
- For $75, you get a one-hour HydraFacial (a $150 value).
Dr. Calvin E. Williams, founder of Surgitrim and vice-president of the New Orleans Medical Association, brings years of experience and an attentive, caring demeanor to a range of body-beautification treatments. During each of their three visits, clients who opt for the Smooth Shapes treatments can pick from three separate, non-invasive Smooth Shapes procedures. Endermologie employs a double-roller to trap and stretch skin in the offending area, Lipodissolve involves a series of injections to dissolve fat cells, and Mesotherapy injections introduce homeopathic medicines and vitamins that tighten skin and melt underlying lipid sculptures. Each of the treatments not only reduces cellulite, but can also help to reduce thigh circumference.
Those who elect the 60-minute HydraFacial will benefit from a healthier and younger-looking complexion free of irritation. The facial works by removing the outer layer of dead skin cells and impurities, then moisturizing the newly exposed cells with a hydrating serum to make skin creamy enough to spread on a bagel with lox.
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The Groupon Guide to: Popular Fears
The encyclopedia tells us "There is nothing to fear but fear itself," and though this may have been true at the time the encyclopedia was written, today's world is fraught with fearable dangers. Here's a guide to overcoming some popular fears:
Arachnophobia—Fear of Spiders: With upwards of eight legs, spiders have only one natural predator: confidence. Next time you spot a spider, stare deeply into its 100 eyes and fill out an application for a higher paying job. The spider will sense your self-worth and retreat to its cocoon.
Triskaidekaphobia—Fear of the Number 13: Thirteen is thought to be the unluckiest number, which is why it doesn't appear on calculators. To overcome a phobia of the fearsome digit, say your own name into a mirror 13 times—doing so will cause Candyman actor Tony Todd to appear if you are Tony Todd.
Gerontophobia—Fear of the Elderly: Senior citizens are like owls: wise, allergic to sunlight, and covered in quills. Instead of fearing the elderly, just act like everyone else and give them sweets.
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