When the Beatles returned from India, they brought with them tranquility, sitars, and the ability to stretch their hair past their shoulders. Test the limits of your flexibility with today’s Groupon: for $18, you get three yoga classes at Swan River Yoga (a $42 value). This Groupon is valid at the Mid-City Center, Magazine Street Shala, and Marigny Studio locations.
At Swan River Yoga, students stretch sinews and fortify cores with a flexible schedule of focused yoga classes led by certified yoga instructors. The studio’s attentive gurus guide pupils of all skill levels through sustained postures centered on fostering alignment and balance at a gradual pace. Students in Swan River's basic lessons arm themselves with fundamental yoga poses to improve flexibility and intimidate park statues. Rocksana yoga underscores the flowing movements of Vinyasa yoga with reverberating rock 'n' roll music, and restorative yoga incorporates supportive bolsters and blankets with guided meditation to ease injuries though a series of seated or lying poses. Expectant mothers can relieve tired backs and maintain emotional balance during prenatal yoga, which readies moms-to-be with poses tailored to prepare them to hold babies and scratch their own backs simultaneously.
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The Groupon Guide to: the Difference Between Friends and Enemies
Today it's nearly impossible to tell friends and enemies apart because of the fact that their face shapes and nickname preferences are almost exactly the same. Here's a guide to telling a friend from a foe:
Brings Food to Your House: Friend. Though offering another human the remains of a plant or an animal may seem like an act of aggression, those are actually things that humans need for nourishment. Sharing a meal is simply a bonding ritual practiced by groups of friends or by two people who are deciding whether or not to start mating.
Gives You a Ride: Enemy. This is probably just a ploy to get you to a location where they can take your money or force you to listen to their new band. Do not fall for it.
Compliments You: Enemy. Compliments are just insults covered in admiration. Be skeptical of any compliment that isn’t phrased as “I love what you’ve done with your nose holes” or “I can hardly smell you anymore.”
Lives in Your Mirror: Enemy. It's that twin of yours, fooling you once again. Punch the mirror until he surrenders.
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