Creating a 2-D rendition on canvas requires either the ability to masterfully wield a paintbrush or the strength to flatten a fruit bowl. Discover your artful brawn with today's Groupon: for $90, you get three one-hour private art lessons in your home from The Big Artsy (a $180 value). This deal is valid for adults.
Talented artists from The Big Artsy enlighten aspiring painters in the tenets of technique and the essentials of understanding artful aesthetics, arranging each art lesson in the comfort of each customer's home. Equipped with all the necessary art materials, extensively trained artists travel throughout the greater New Orleans area, overseeing one-hour private lessons. During three classes, students will learn color theory, understanding how colors mix, cooperate, and form random rainbows. Using acrylic paints, aspiring Picassos will brush their own abstract painting in order to establish a sense of comfort with the tools and strokes. At the end of three classes, students will have a finished painting to adorn their mantel or conceal an oversized piggy bank.
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The Groupon Guide to: Identifying Poisonous Plants
Poison Ivy
- Identifying Characteristics: This perilous plant sprouts trifoliate, almond-shaped leaflets that differentiate it from "true" ivy, which only grows on the sides of America's best colleges.
- Effects of Exposure: Itchiness, fear of phobias, bones falling off
- Antidote: Rub affected areas against all of your body's clean, unaffected areas in order to sterilize the infection.
Poison Oak
- Identifying Characteristics: This toxic topiary looks identical to a beautiful butterfly, but unlike a butterfly, it must never be eaten.
- Effects of Exposure: Overall elevated mood, increased self-confidence, seeing potential mates as more attractive, a.k.a. "poison goggles"
- Antidote: Overpower the affected area with soothing snake venom, then neutralize the snake venom by injecting snake blood, which is obviously immune to the venom.
Poison Sumac - Identifying Characteristics: This harmful hedge is better known by its Latin name, bears. Unlike most plants, which are stationary and green, this free-roaming, furry flora is identifiable by its gnashing teeth and lust for blood.
- Effects of Exposure: Being opened by their claws and getting dragged back to their hibernation holes
- Antidote: If you accidentally rub up against a sumac and her cubs, attempt to appease them by regurgitating heaping gobs of honey into their mouths until they fall asleep.
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