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Our fingers and toes help us accomplish vital daily tasks such as flossing, wearing flip-flops, and massaging peanuts until they let out their butters. Give your peanut tenderizers a buff with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a manicure and pedicure at Spa Jolie, located in Uptown (a $65 value).
At Spa Jolie, your opposable knuckle sticks will be equipped with shiny new finger helmets worthy of a Costanza hand model. Put your hands and feet where a member of the nationally trained, licensed staff can see them, and you'll be rewarded with a neat nail trimming, replete with perfectly symmetrical tips where unruly edges once stood. Cuticles will be gently groomed into a more sightly disposition, and carbon-based handlebars and kickstands will be left feeling buttery and spry. A deliberate polishing finishes up your transformation from hand abandon to extreme extremity envy.
Spa Jolie's relaxing space is an ideal unwinding spot after a long day of work, school, or digging potato trenches, and the cozy ambience is more intimate than a pillow tent filled with all of your best friends in matching pajamas. Call ahead to schedule an appointment.
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Upgrade Your Digits
A visit to Spa Jolie is an easy way to improve your fingers and toes. Upgrading your digits at home can be just as easy if you follow one of these strategies:
- Attach 10 laser pointers to your 10 fingers to highlight 10 separate charts, entertain 10 separate dogs, or create one dazzling laser light show.
- Dip your toes into molten steel to ensure maximum protective reinforcement at all times.
- Stop punching with all your fingers stretched out. Instead, ball them up into what language scientists call a "fist" and what boxers call "Guillaume's Gamble."
- Fingers too dry? Lick 'em!
- Attach 10 zunzuncitos, the world's smallest bird, to your toes to help you fly when you take off your socks.
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