Unlike pop quizzes, horror movies, and sleepwalks through boiler rooms, a gym membership allows visitors to decide for themselves when they want to sweat. Add purpose to perspiration with today's Groupon to Sheraton Fitness, located in the Sheraton in Midtown. Choose from the following options:
- For $29, you get a one-month membership with full gym access and unlimited classes (up to a $99 value).
- For $59, you get a three-month membership with full gym access and unlimited classes (up to a $297 value).
- For $79, you get a six-month membership with full gym access and unlimited classes (up to a $594 value).
Sheraton Fitness arrays 8,000 square feet of gym space with equipment, relaxing amenities, and fitness classes both in and out of the water. Machines and free weights prompt practiced heaves, and cardio gear and circuit training boost heart rates. Motivation springs from fellowship during group classes such as Pilates, cardio kickboxing, strength training, and yoga on the rooftop, which prompts guests to perform sun salutations until they receive light signals from passing satellites that mean “good form” or “a meteoroid wants to be where you are.” For tailored fitness instruction, NCAA-certified personal trainers compose workouts based on clients' weight-loss and toning goals. Visitors can swim laps and splash their way through aqua aerobics course in a 50-foot pool in addition to sprawling out in the steam room, lounging in the sauna, or taking up parasol portraiture on the outdoor sun deck.
Though Sheraton Fitness sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
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