Birds, a notoriously judgmental species, express their distaste for an unkempt human head in the only way a flying creature with a short digestive tract knows how. Today's Groupon removes the target from your scalp in time for spring with a stylish new haircut: for $50, men and women get $110 worth of services at Marianne Vera Salon in the Upper East Side. Your Groupon is good toward any combination of services but cannot be used for products or good-grade bribes.
Marianne Vera's lengthy list of follicle-primping services can reforge any head pedestal into a proudly displayed trophy. Get a basic shampoo and cut ($30+) or put your hairs in the hands of a senior stylist ($70+). Updos start at $60, and a trim-less shampoo and blow-dry starts at $30. For $10, men can get a beard trim, ladies can get a bang trim, and Cousin Its can snip enough from the bottom to expose toes. Those satisfied with their coif's length and style can shift hues with a variety of coloring services. A single-process tint starts at $60, and highlights start at $55. Rejuvenate and repair scraggly strands with a specialized treatment ($20+) such as a clear gloss or color preserver, or go big with a Brazilian straightening ($200+) or hair extensions ($800+). Prices vary based upon hair length, the extent of services, and the exchange rate between U.S. Dollars and Icelandic Kronur.
Toting a marble bust of oneself around all day is tiring and warrants the wrong kind of stares. Transforming a messy mop-top into a scissors-sculpted work of art provides a much more portable testament of you looking your best. Marianne Vera stylists are the ideal artists to commission for such a project. Both salon owners were trained by master stylists in the French apprenticeship tradition, where they learned to expertly wield scissors and tame temperamental tresses. The stylistic duo brought their knowledge and training, as well as the Parisian atmosphere they loved, back to the stateside salon from which they've been operating ever since. Call ahead to schedule your appointment at Marianne Vera Salon.
Reviews
More than 100 Citysearchers give Marianne Vera Salon a perfect five stars:
- I had a FANTASTIC experience at MV. Caroline did my hair and I think it's one of the best highlights I've ever had! Everyone was so nice and professional, that I felt totally at ease. – MFDizzy
- The entire staff had a sparkle and the added bonus of hearing all that French just increased the charm! – Sparta
- The atmosphere at MV Salon is always relaxed and everyone is very friendly. Highly recommend the salon for its affordable prices and impeccable services. For a fanstastic [sic] cut and great highlights visit Eszter who is an amazing stylist and color magician! ¬– KamilaK
Groupon Says
The World’s Greatest Prom Themes
Marriane Vera Salon is a great place for prom-goers to get their pre-prom hairstyling done so that they can live up to these, the greatest prom themes in the country:
- Enchantment Under the Earth: This prom theme is all about mole-men. The gymnasium is completely blacked out and the floor covered in topsoil. It is sure to provide the young couples with an enchanting night full of awkward fumbling, burrowing, and, of course, battling the dreaded razor-worm.
- Parisian Stereotypes: A celebration of the most romantic city on earth, this prom theme has everything that Americans think happens in Paris. From constant lingering cigarette smoke to the frustrating burns of dancing to bal musette music while holding hot espresso, this is sure to be a memorable night. And it all culminates at midnight when the wine-addled prom king and queen read their world-weary poetry under an Eiffel Tower made of baguettes.
- Prom: A Baffling Ordeal: Developed at the Marcel Duchamp School for Dadaist Children, this prom theme pays tribute to the bizarre tribulations of everyday life. The beautiful young couples are driven to a desolate field full of fog machines and strobe lights and pelted with deviled eggs. Then the band, consisting of a tuba and bagpipes, strikes up a tune. The couples attempt to dance to the jarring, stilted music while faculty members shout insults at them.
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