Eating slowly helps you digest more smoothly and detect any bacon that has slithered between leaves of lettuce. Fortify your health with today's Groupon to nuMeasure. Choose from the following options:
- For $36, you get a three-day delivered meal plan (up to a $74.95 value) that includes the following:
- Breakfast, lunch, and dinner for three days
- Ground shipping
- For $55, you get a five-day delivered meal plan (up to a $114.95 value) that includes the following:
- Breakfast, lunch, and dinner for five days
- Ground shipping
- For $70, you get a seven-day delivered meal plan (up to a $144.95 value) that includes the following:
- Breakfast, lunch, and dinner for seven days
- Ground shipping
The calorie-conscious chefs at nuMeasure whip up healthful, complete meals shipped out once a week in insulated cooler boxes to keep them fresh and not frozen. Customers revive each low-sodium, low-fat meal via microwave or basic CPR, finishing the day having consumed about 1,000 calories. A rotating menu furnishes breakfast with options such as silver-dollar potato pancakes dolloped with sour cream and applesauce, and chicken-florentine soup might warm bellies come midday. Dinners range from homestyle favorites such as beef tips and mushrooms to piquant delicacies such as breaded and glazed asian orange chicken. Although nuMeasure offers no entirely vegetarian plan, diners may opt to exclude beef, pork, fish, tuna, and shellfish from meals, or train their own forks to deflect undesired morsels.
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The Groupon Guide to: Ferrari Ownership
Once you ascend to the exciting and dignified world of Ferrari ownership, you’ll notice that food tastes better, the air smells sweeter, and dunks are 73% raunchier. Here are some tips that will prolong the life of your Sweet Kitten (an official slang term for Ferraris):
Give the Brake a Break: This Hot Baby (official Ferrari slang [OFS]) was made to fly, not obey traffic rules. Remember, most police officers/angry parents really only want their picture taken next to your Ferrari.
Clean the Sheen on Your Mean Machine: Don’t take this Thunder Nugget (OFS) to any two-bit car-washing place. A ride this primo should be wiped down with the fontanel of a newborn horse, or, at least, an underwear model’s birth certificate.
Full Moon = Full Vroom: If the moon is in its full phase, then pull your Phantom Tickler (OFS) out of the drive-in humidor and let her howl at the moon by revving that imported engine. Let the neighbors know who’s boss while simultaneously expelling the (now on fire) owls who like to nest in the Ferrari's gorgeous chassis.
Endorse the Horse: Ferrari makes clothes and sunglasses with its signature horse logo that you can wear to let people know that you drive one of their Velvet Grandpas (OFS).
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