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When fitness started in the '80s, many critics declared "not sexy enough for my taste." Let go of your self-consciousness as you stretch and sweat with today's Groupon: for $37, you get a punch card good for the equivalent of four one-hour group strip classes at StripXpertease in the Garment District, a $74 value. This Groupon is valid for all offered classes except the Lap Dance Double Trouble Workshop.
At StripXpertease, participants can acquire fluid moves that help them look and feel their best, making clothes-tossing at the Laundromat an eye-catching ordeal. With the guidance of a talented group of instructors, students will work toward acquiring full-body fitness and svelte silhouettes while practicing striking poses and alluring moves. Within a friendly and supportive atmosphere, dancers will participate in group classes that are available weekly. Intro workshops focus on different striptease, lap-dance, and floor moves. Stripper Strength Soft-Core and Hard-Core classes provide an excellent way to get flexible, strong, and sexy with two varying levels of difficulty. High heels are recommended for all classes. Additionally, participants will finally learn to take off their clothes without using a pants-horn. Your four-punch card is good for the equivalent of four hours of classes—some classes and sessions of different lengths may require multiple punches.
A powerful core and toned extremities will put participants in terrific shape for future shadow-puppet theater performances. Students of StripXpertease will feel their muscles tighten and flex every time they walk by a half-dressed mannequin and it looks back at them with cold, doubtful eyes. Shed restricting threads while pursuing physical empowerment and discover that bodies don’t have to tote around wool sweaters and astronaut suits.
Reviews
Five Yelpers give StipXpertease five stars, and it's been recommended by the FitnessNYC blog:
- While you are using every muscle fiber to lift your self out of squats, you are also grabbing, touching, squeezing, closing and opening pretty much every female part of your anatomy. I honestly felt like it was very freeing to be so in touch with my sexuality. It really is empowering to feel sexy, pretty, and strong. – Melissa, FitnessNYC
- She does not teach pole classes, if you're also into that. But like Kimberly says, there is so much more that you can do with exotic dance even without a pole. I absolutely agree. These classes are also great if you've only done pole classes elsewhere and are looking to add floor/standing moves to your arsenal. – Meow Mix C., Yelp
- Try these classes and I guarantee you your thighs, abs, and love life will be burning! – Luarnie B., Yelp
Groupon Says
How Exotic!
Exotic dancing puts a sensual spin on the ho-hum dances of old. With the inclusion of some gyrating hips and a modern electroclash backing track, you can give stale old ballroom staples a sexy upgrade. For instance, adding an exotic twist to a sterile, passionless dance like the box waltz can turn it into a sexy fox waltz for you and your partner, or "intimacy co-pilot." Similarly, putting an exotic spin on a stuffy, Victorian fox trot can turn it into a highly erotic fox trot, suitable for honeymoons or celebrating the purchase of a bed shaped like a heart, pumpkin, or other holiday iconography.
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