Faces, like the fronts of houses, can begin to sag over time if not propped up with old copies of the Farmer's Almanac. Avoid the need for cumbersome supports with this Groupon.
Choose From Three Options
- $99 for 3 VIP nonsurgical face-lift treatments (a $375 value)
- $175 for 6 VIP nonsurgical face-lift treatments (a $750 value)
- $299 for 10 VIP nonsurgical face-lift treatments (a $1,250 value)
BodyTrends' adept spa technicians stimulate facial muscles with gentle electric currents, causing rapid, repetitive contractions that tone muscles in the face and neck while facilitating circulation.
BodyTrends
The aestheticians at BodyTrends specialize in nonsurgical electro-spa treatments that have toned and beautified the bodies of beauty-pageant contestants. By stimulating muscles with gentle electrical currents, technicians can mimic the effects of a face-lift or breast lift without ever breaking the scalpel out of its emergency glass. Lasers erase unwanted hair, veins, cellulite, and tattoos, and facial services banish blemishes while adorning features with MNA and mineral cosmetics. For feelings of inner peace, BodyTrends' massage therapists capture tension from bodies and release it deep in the woods to plague overly frivolous nymphs.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Sassy T-shirt Slogans
T-shirts just aren’t worth the trouble if they don’t have a sassy slogan on them. Here are some classic shirt sayings that express attitude:
• "If You’re Not the Big Hog, Get Off the Pot!"
• "Certified PSI: Pantsuit Inspector"
• "Funeral Attire? You’re Looking at It!"
• "The Underwear Club for Men and Women: Ping-Pong—This Ain’t No Dinner Table!"
• "Who Called Grandma?!?"
• "I May Be Over the Hill, but I’m Still Under the Influence"
• "Only I Know What That Smell Is"
• "My Wife Might Wear the Pants, but I’m Wearing This Shirt!"
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