Giving yourself a back massage is impossible, much like keeping your eyes open while sneezing or reading an entire book. Give spines a rest with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
- For $25, you get a one-hour Swedish or deep-tissue massage (a $60 value).
- For $70, you get three one-hour Swedish or deep-tissue massages (a $180 value).
Gentle Swedish massage promotes relaxation and blood flow, deep-tissue massage releases tense knots, and both include customizable aromatherapy.
Chimaera Massage
Sunlight filters in through aquamarine curtains and kisses clients' backs with gentle warmth as they wait to be summoned into one of Chimaera Massage's private treatment rooms. During sessions, certified therapists delve their deft digits into musculature while stressed souls relax beneath crisp sheets and the flickering of candles. As massages unfurl with such techniques as hot stone, Swedish, deep tissue, pregnancy, and trigger point, patients can breathe out excess tension and breathe in sweet aromatherapy, customizable based on preferences and nostril diameter.
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The Groupon Guide to: Ferrari Ownership
Once you ascend to the exciting and dignified world of Ferrari ownership, you’ll notice that food tastes better, the air smells sweeter, and dunks are 73% raunchier. Here are some tips that will prolong the life of your Sweet Kitten (an official slang term for Ferraris):
Give the Brake a Break: This Hot Baby (official Ferrari slang [OFS]) was made to fly, not obey traffic rules. Remember, most police officers/angry parents really only want their picture taken next to your Ferrari.
Clean the Sheen on Your Mean Machine: Don’t take this Thunder Nugget (OFS) to any two-bit car-washing place. A ride this primo should be wiped down with the fontanel of a newborn horse, or, at least, an underwear model’s birth certificate.
Full Moon = Full Vroom: If the moon is in its full phase, then pull your Phantom Tickler (OFS) out of the drive-in humidor and let her howl at the moon by revving that imported engine. Let the neighbors know who’s boss while simultaneously expelling the (now on fire) owls who like to nest in the Ferrari's gorgeous chassis.
Endorse the Horse: Ferrari makes clothes and sunglasses with its signature horse logo that you can wear to let people know that you drive one of their Velvet Grandpas (OFS).
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