Without a variable workout, exercise quickly becomes nothing more than a Sisyphean routine of lifting boulders, running up hills, and running away from sudden boulder avalanches. Surmount rocky fitness obstacles with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
- $25 for two weeks (6 sessions) of boot-camp classes (a $75 value)
- $50 for one month (12 sessions) of boot-camp classes (a $150 value)
Boot-camp classes, which accommodate up to 40 participants, spark camaraderie with team-based exercises and supportive trainers. Adults can join Desire, Advantage, or Chaos sessions depending on their initial fitness level, and children 7–15 choose from Energy, Charm, or Rockets courses, which incorporate games, music, and relay races to the moon. Clients report for a fitness assessment after each month of boot camp to gauge their progress and update goals.
Hype Fitness Studios
NFL-athlete trainer Marcus Bivines and champion fitness model Tracy Winters envisioned Hype Fitness Studios as an affordable workout zone where clients could reap the reshaping benefits of a personal trainer in a group environment. Instead of stacking students into a human pyramid and testing their strength against a wrecking ball, Hype sets them inside a specialized gym studio with resistance bands, hurdles, and medicine balls—used in multiple levels of adult and youth boot camps. Beginner courses graduate to intermediate and advanced tiers, challenging muscles with isometric cardio and flexibility exercises augmented by cross-training techniques and sports-performance moves. Trainers craft an unpredictable array of drills each day to keep muscles stimulated, and the studio's team-based environment, like a virtual snuggie, builds a supportive network around every member.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Computer Function Keys
Every computer keyboard comes equipped with 12 preconfigured function keys, all of which can be easily removed and swallowed. Here's what your computer does when you press these:
F1: Prints
F2: Makes monitor only display color in shades of brown
F3: Forces keyboard to slowly ooze Vaseline for comfort purposes
F4: Prints two copies
F5: Buys rights to domain name "sensualpizza.net"
F6: Replaces desktop image with beautiful photo of a mountain that's on fire
F7: Brings up a bunch of Quaker Oats commercials
F8: Substitutes ".pdf" extension with ".hummus"
F9: Predicts how many biological parents you have
F10: Increases internal computer temperature by one degree
F11: Doesn't do anything
F12: Navigates to a website that compiles photos of puppies that are all now ugly, unlovable adult dogs
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