Though scientists have determined the greatest weight loss occurs from wrestling tigers and riding stampeding wildebeests, reports are mixed on the long-term effects of the resulting terror. Slim down without prolonged adrenaline highs with today's Groupon: for $69, you get a 90-day weight loss program and supplements from NutriMedical Wellness and Weight Loss Institute, redeemable online (a $580 value). Groupon customers also receive two $50 vouchers for use on separate purchases over $100 each of wellness or weight-loss products.
The sherpa-like support at NutriMedical Wellness and Weight Loss Institute guides clients to the peaks of better health through natural, safe, and holistic programs. The home weight-loss online program is designed to pass health-conscious individuals the reins so they can take control of their journey toward slimdom. Unlimited access to a personalized nutrition coach establishes accountability for daily diet choices and NutriInfo’s mobile meal-tracking tools keep tabs on calorie consumption and the point spread on underground food fights. Fat-busting meal plans offer simple, healthy solutions to dining quandaries.
The 90-day program includes supplements that can help clients shave away extraneous weight so they can fit more effortlessly into slim lockers during nostalgic high-school reunions. A 280-serving supply of NutriMedical's proprietary NutriPex SM weight-loss supplement aids the body in its fat-shaving quest by expanding within the stomach and simulating feelings of fullness earlier. A personal nutrition coach is on call for 24-hour online-chat or phone support for those with questions or the temptation to join the Hamburglar for one final heist.
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The Groupon Guide to: America’s Most Haunted Stadiums
To save space, most of America's landmarks were built atop ancient burial grounds, but the unintended side effect was that many of our most famous buildings are now haunted. Here's a look at some of the ghostiest sportsplexes in the country:
Old Yankee Stadium: Before the team moved to a new field, some said you could still see Babe Ruth's ghostly specter jogging the bases and licking peanut shells off the ground under the bleachers.
Fenway Park: Thousands of terrified children have witnessed former Red Sox great Wade Boggs materialize out of nowhere and shout curse words in their faces, though this may not technically be a haunting since Boggs is still alive.
Rose Bowl Stadium: All of the mirrors leak blood.
Ford's Theatre: This "stadium of the arts" is haunted by its failure to abide by Theatrical Rule #1: the show must go on when a president is murdered.
Lake Placid Olympic Stadium: Like all of Montana, this majestic temple of sporting triumph is now just a thick lime-green mist that turns skin into clay.
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