Like fine marble statues, human bodies must be touched up on a regular basis lest their surfaces dull, their north sides moss, and their forearms fall off. Lavish your life vehicle with today's Groupon to Tan & Tone America valid at 11 locations. Choose from the following options:
- For $7, you get two weeks of unlimited Level 1 tanning (a $20 value).
- For $12, you get one Magic Tan spray tan (a $24 value).
- For $29, you get three Magic Tan spray tans (a $72 value).
Warm-skinned patrons slip from Tan & Tone America's range of booths and pass among a range of equipment designed to ease work toward beach-body goals. Level 1 units crowd solar love into small packages such as the horizontal Ovation, ideal for taller people or stacks of dalmatians masquerading as people. Sun Dash beds douse limbs and torsos with all-over coverage that blazes forth from 32 lamps in the course of 20-minute sessions, and the standup Sun Capsule penetrates skin with soothing heat and allows tanners to stretch. Alternatively, the Magic Tan UV-free spray-tanning system mists bodies with a moisturizing, aloe-laced formula. Six customized spray choices allow participants to match tans to their hair color or claims about an astronaut letting them touch the sun.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Family-Portrait Backgrounds
Having good family photos on hand is the only way to entertain guests at parties. Guarantee that family portraits turn out well by using these popular backgrounds:
• A couch in the woods
• Autumn leaves so your children will be able to show their children what leaves look like
• Scenic barn (no gross animals)
• Trapper Keeper–style gridscape with floating cone
• A good car
• Public-domain tableaus from popular nursery rhymes
• Computer-generated photos of what family will look like in 20 years
• Graves of your rival family
• Beautiful view of the ocean with the word "someday"
• Family's last name spelled out in the Google logo
• Mansion of your rival family
• Denim
• Sunset to remind us of mortality
• Fancy McDonald's with Ronaldize Us Filter™
• Tropical Christmas
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