Customizing your own property is a time-consuming process that often yields illegible monograms and valuable works of art with your dental records stapled to them. Attach a sensible, personal touch with today's Groupon: for $17, you get $70 worth of printed products ordered online from Vistaprint. For this deal, Vistaprint is offering Groupon holders an additional 30% off all regularly priced items. The prices on this landing page reflect the discount. This Groupon is not valid toward shipping costs or tax.
Vistaprint performs high-quality, low-volume printing jobs to bring colorful accents to everyday objects with photos, emblems, and more. With online design tools, professionals craft custom business cards (regularly $19.99+ for 250; discounted to $13.99+ for 250), and cheery brides lay out wedding invitations (regularly $9.99+ for 10; discounted to $6.99+ for 10). Returning students and office managers can create personalized rubber stamps (regularly $12.99+; discounted to $8.99+) to brand staple removers before they stampede. Virtually all printed products can incorporate photographs, including embroidered accessories such as customized hats, hoodies, and tote bags.
Once swathed in cotton photos of yourself, design a matching wall calendar (regularly $15.99+; discounted to $10.99+) to transform your home into a shrine of solipsistic introspection. Numerous packages are also available and customizable according to individual business needs.
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The Groupon Guide to: Ferrari Ownership
Once you ascend to the exciting and dignified world of Ferrari ownership, you’ll notice that food tastes better, the air smells sweeter, and dunks are 73% raunchier. Here are some tips that will prolong the life of your Sweet Kitten (an official slang term for Ferraris):
Give the Brake a Break: This Hot Baby (official Ferrari slang [OFS]) was made to fly, not obey traffic rules. Remember, most police officers/angry parents really only want their picture taken next to your Ferrari.
Clean the Sheen on Your Mean Machine: Don’t take this Thunder Nugget (OFS) to any two-bit car-washing place. A ride this primo should be wiped down with the fontanel of a newborn horse, or, at least, an underwear model’s birth certificate.
Full Moon = Full Vroom: If the moon is in its full phase, then pull your Phantom Tickler (OFS) out of the drive-in humidor and let her howl at the moon by revving that imported engine. Let the neighbors know who’s boss while simultaneously expelling the (now on fire) owls who like to nest in the Ferrari's gorgeous chassis.
Endorse the Horse: Ferrari makes clothes and sunglasses with its signature horse logo that you can wear to let people know that you drive one of their Velvet Grandpas (OFS).
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