The ability to control the temperature of a room is important to homeowners, hothouse gardeners, and cryogenicists who freeze their lunches until they can find a cure for turkey dryness. Marvel at the miracle of climate control with today's Groupon: for $40, you get an air-conditioner or furnace tune-up from Brasch Heating and Cooling (an $80 value). Brasch's technicians inspect heating and cooling devices within 20 miles of their office, located on 164th Circle.
The licensed and insured technicians at Brasch Heating and Cooling diagnose maladies in air conditioners and furnaces, improving functionality in working units and tinkering with problematic ones until they're up and running. An air-conditioner or furnace tune-up not only ensures that homeowners can control the temperature of their homes accurately, but also may increase energy efficiency, saving enough electricity to power a Rube Goldberg device that uses a series of motorized cuckoo clocks to move a toothbrush up and down a quarter inch. If technicians identify serious heating- or cooling-system problems they provide free estimates for repair services to homeowners.
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The Groupon Guide to: Creative Discipline Ideas
Children sleep for about 18 hours a day, but they will sometimes act out during their brief windows of lucidity. And though any parent can teach right from wrong with a timeout or by withholding attention, it takes a special parent to discipline outside the box. Here are some creative punishments for unruly children:
- The child must eat two dinners before bedtime.
- The child must read your Toy Story fan fiction in which Buzz Lightyear spends 47 pages feeling sad about his life.
- The child must watch you smoke an entire carton of cigarettes while you explain precisely why doing so hurts your body.
- The child must get a boring art degree instead of a trendy business one.
- The child must defeat a robot version of his/herself.
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