Before TV, sports fans seeking an all-encompassing sports experience would duct tape radios to their heads and rubber band View-Masters loaded with sports slides to their faces. Today's Groupon celebrates sports immersion in a more sociable manner: for $15, you get $30 worth of pub fare and drinks at Brewsky's Food & Spirits, with locations on Weir Street and Park Drive. Your Groupon is not valid on Nebraska Husker football game days.
Brewsky's serves up a hearty menu of flavorful game-ready favorites in its cozy, welcoming locations. Rev up internal engines with appetizers such as a mix-and-matchable trio of sliders with your choice of Black Angus beef, country fried steak, breaded fish fillet, or southern breaded chicken ($8.99) before moving on to Brewsky's larger portions. A classic patty-melt burger with sautéed onion, swiss cheese, and thousand-island dressing ($7.69) tastily fills bellies and daily burger quotas, whereas sandwiches such as the slow-roasted prime-rib dip ($9.69) elevate bread and meat like a deli counter trampoline. For the forkfully inclined, meaty entrees, such as two boneless 5-ounce pork chops ($8.99) or a 10-ounce flat-iron steak with garlic toast and an onion ring ($12.99), supremely satisfy tines and tongues. Sweetly fill in lingering appetite holes with an ultimate brownie sundae with ice cream and drizzled caramel ($5.99), among other desserts.
Of-age athletic fanatics can sip on one of Brewsky's wide selection beers on tap while basking in the glowing rays of televised competition. Brewsky's casual environment combined with a large number of TVs showing sports galore makes it a dreamy sports destination. Meet the members of a fantasy baseball league to discuss the local symphony's new direction over a few drinks, or pop by to catch the next big game with surround sound, sights, and sips.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Politicking
Unlike the kings of old, today's politicians don't derive leadership roles from divine lineage. Instead, they must be elected by a willing body of literate, adult nonfelons. To help you achieve the approval of the masses, consult this handy day planner guaranteed to help any politician get elected:
- 3 a.m.: Stare at phone for a while to prove to yourself that you are able to receive and handle phone calls at this hour.
- 5 a.m.: Rise early to get in a quick jog before packing lunches for your two kids, visibly riding public transportation, and attending church for two hours.
- 6:30 a.m.: Visit the maternity ward to catch up on kissing yesterday's new babies.
- 9 a.m.: Attend annual pancake breakfast at Local Pancake Lodge—relate shortage of pancakes to economy (use that joke about opponent "waffling").
- 12 p.m.: Photo op with local lumberjacks and that hero dog who predicted housing crisis.
- 2 p.m.–6 p.m.: Figure out what gerrymandering means.
- 9 p.m.: Remove makeup after a long, hard day. That's right— it was a woman the entire time, you pig!
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