In today's workplace, sleeveless, bicep-broadcasting business suits are a common sight, and spreadsheets are eschewed in favor of gator wrasslin'. Get in shape to vault over the corporate ladder with today's Groupon; for $40, you get a one-month boot-camp membership to DeVetter Fitness, a $199 value. This Groupon is valid for new clients only.
At DeVetter Fitness, human-friendly methods such as encouragement, motivation, and fun are employed to help members attain tangible results. Cardiovascular training, circuit-strength training, agility drills, and a variety of other methods are combined with progress assessments and a supportive group environment that won’t bully participants into disorienting two-minute hate sessions. Additionally, nutritional training will help busy bees stay energized so they can curl, squat, and jump their way to a sexier shadow. Workouts challenge the most veteran of circus strongmen while remaining accessible for beginners and unicycling chimpanzees. Boot camp sessions are held year-round in the facilities at Skutt High School at 6 a.m. and 5:30 p.m. on Monday, Wednesday, and Thursday.
If you look forward to looking forward to the gym instead of dreading it, you'll be more apt to stay on track with your fitness routine; that's why the friendly staff at DeVetter Fitness has designed its boot camps to make you feel welcome and comfortable. By infusing a healthy dose of fun into your workout and hanging your sweaty towels on its trophy wall, Devetter will help you to obtain visible results. Call ahead to schedule your class time.
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Exercise Revolutions
Devetter Fitness can offer you a personal-fitness revolution, but it will hardly be the first fitness revolution in history. Here are some important moments in the history of exercise:
3,000 B.C.: Exercise is invented by cavemen who had previously run away from bears, fires, and bears on fire, but never before from fiery bears cursed with human faces.
30 A.D.: A revolution seems to be happening in Galilee, led by a charismatic, long-haired, sandaled fellow who doesn't always do what people tell him to. His name is Keith and he invented swimming. It's great exercise.
1975: The Nordic Track is invented. Every 100th unit causes its owner to painfully age backward during use.
2015: Exercise in a pill makes working out obsolete.
2016: Exercise in a pill revealed to be cause of population-destroying super-plague.
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