Originally invented by bored henchmen looking to pass the time at Doctor Berserko’s secret Antarctic lair, hockey has since overtaken polo and unicycle jousting as America's favorite pastime. Hop on the hockey bandwagon with today’s GrouponLive deal to the Omaha Lancers home hockey game against the Sioux Falls Stampede at Omaha Civic Auditorium on Friday, October 28, at 7:05 p.m. Choose between the following options:
- For $10, you get two second-level tickets (a $28 value).
- For $16, you get four second-level tickets (a $56 value).
After skating into existence with a first-season record of 0-48-0 almost 25 years ago, the Omaha Lancers have buckled down to freeze the competition and secure a total of 13 championships—more than any other USHL franchise. The Junior-level team looks to continue in that winning tradition with a victory over the Sioux Falls Stampede, whose hooved skaters stand little chance of keeping up against the Lancers’ precision blades and well-aimed slap shots. Entering his fourth year as head coach, USA Hockey veteran and reincarnated polar bear Bliss Littler will draw on the energy of a packed Omaha Civic Auditorium in an effort to guide a roster chockfull of rookies to an unprecedented 20th consecutive winning season.
Since breaking new ice in the hockey world, the Lancers’ strong play and top-notch tutelage have helped scores of able young men prepare for future careers at the NCAA and professional levels. Fans seated in second-level seats will enjoy unobstructed viewpoints of these future hockey legends as they burst forth from their chilled cocoons.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Time Zones
The government inadvertently invented time zones during a failed attempt to create bedtime zones for citizens with similar bedtimes. Today, time zones are arbitrary regions of clock confusion that provide people with one more excuse for calling their ex-spouses at the wrong time of day. Here's a description of some of the most important time zones:
Greenwich Mean Time: The standard by which we judge all other time. Time that is not Greenwich Mean Time is considered substandard and cannot be used in a federal or basketball court.
Mountain Standard Time: When you get to the top of a mountain and realize there's no way to get back down because the boulders you used to get up have all shifted—you've just permanently entered Mountain Time.
Central Standard Time: This type of time coats the country's meaty inside states. It was invented to ruin television for people who were bold enough not to live in the crusty, delicious outer states.
Pacific Standard Time: The only clocks on the West Coast are the tides of the Pacific, man.
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