A face can both hide and reveal a person's age, just as a hand can both hide and reveal a child's nose after an uncle has mysteriously removed it. Enlighten bewildered facial features with today's Groupon to Lynn Klein Massage & Skincare. Choose between the following options:
- For $35, you get a Nu Skin 180-degree facial (a $70 value).
- For $45, you get microdermabrasion and a chemical peel (a $99 value).
Licensed aesthetician Janet (Lynn) Klein works to rejuvenate weatherworn head façades using Nu Skin anti-aging products. During a 180-degree facial, Klein will amalgamate the healing capabilities of vitamin C, a shiitake mushroom complex, and a squadron of hydroxy acids to craft a skin-enlivening concoction designed to refurbish complexions tarnished from aging or common missteps, such as over-tanning or applying nightly lard masks.
Otherwise, a combination microdermabrasion and chemical peel treatment outwits skin-dulling cells to cultivate a more youthful appearance. Employing nylon bristle tips and gentle suction, the Dermasweep microdermabrasion treatment ousts deadbeat epidermal layers with a stream of exfoliants, working to clear away blemishes, soften fine lines, and goose collagen into production mode. An accompanying galvanic spa treatment sloughs remaining skin stowaways while rehydrating sensitive faces more effectively than firmly attaching faces to a fire hydrant. Then a 10% lactic acid chemical peel gingerly banishes any cellular stragglers, working to prepare mugs for special events, photo shoots, and Magna Doodle portrait sittings.
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The Groupon Guide to: Choosing Produce
There's no worse feeling than when you buy what you assume is perfectly ripe produce only to discover it's too hard or have it dissolve into a pile of ashes in your grocery bag. Here are some tips for filling your basket with ready-to-eat fruits and vegetables:
- Broccoli: Drag the vegetable florets-side-up across your arm. Each should be firm enough to rid your forearm of unwanted hair.
- Cherry: You'll have to tear through the tasteless, inedible outer layer to test the cherry's high-protein, peanut-like core. Once you expose the cherry nut, swallow it and rate the pain you feel as it gradually moves down your throat. If it's less than a seven, it's too ripe.
- Apple: Smell an apple. Does it smell apple?
- Cantaloupe: Knock on it to determine if it's hollow. If it is, there's a gerbil living inside subsisting on the fruit's ripe core. Hurry up! You'll have to eat quickly to beat the gerbil.
- Pumpkin: This orange, round gourd shouldn't deflate easily, so repeatedly stab it with something sharp, such as a hunting knife or the tools doctors use to open their mail.
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