The best way to proclaim your team spirit is through proudly displaying the team's logo, second only to tattooing your favorite player's face on your face. Show your allegiance with today's Groupon: for $99, you get a 5'4"x7'8" sports-team floor rug from My Sports Rug (a $250 total value).
Emblazoned with the names, logos, and colors of athletic battalions from professional leagues and universities, My Sports Rug's floor fanciers outfit domiciles with team pride. Fans can select the NFL, MLB, NHL, NBA, or college team logo and pattern of their choice to dress up a 5'4"x7'8" Stainmaster rug, which ties together rec-room décor and amply covers hatches to dungeons imprisoning opponents’ mascots. Reenact jaw-dropping passes on a football-field rug as the Indianapolis Colts logo beams from the 50-yard line. The Fighting Irish and Michigan Wolverines face off for the right to maximum vacuum attention, and the Pacers rug flops to the ground more readily than a point guard with a theater degree.
Because they must be able to support endless Super Bowl shuffle rehearsals, all rugs consist of 100% Stainmaster nylon and ward off germs with antibacterial properties. A 10-year warranty ensures the carpets will last longer than most winning streaks or World Series curses.
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The Groupon Guide to: the New Year’s Eve Ball Drop
People all over the world celebrate New Year's Eve by watching the ball drop in Times Square, and the ball itself has a come a long way from the papier-mâché wad engulfed in flames that rang in the new year back in 1904. Here's a look at today's cutting-edge ball:
Size: The ball is a scale model of earth, so its size changes every year to match the diminishing diameter of a planet slowly being trampled by its inhabitants.
Material: The ball is constructed from the finest Waterford crystal and held together by several hundred Pepsi stickers.
Contents: Traditionally, the ball is filled with:
• One animal from every species
• Children's letters to Santa
• All the extra money that the year's millionaires are tired of
• The oft-expunged choose-your-own-adventure Bible chapters
Speed: The ball is actually descending imperceptibly slowly throughout the entire year.
Reaction: As soon as the ball reaches its base, millions of people all over the world instantly begin weeping inconsolably in memory of the year that just died.
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