With the exception of painting faces, wearing foam fingers, and lighting brush fires in the shape of mascots, the best way to signal allegiance at a college football game is to wear a logoed T-shirt. Proclaim your team preference with today's Groupon: for $7 you get $14 worth of caps, apparel, and memorabilia at The Dugout & Husker Express. This Groupon is valid at the Cuming Street and 84th Street locations.
Patrons demonstrate support for sports teams with The Dugout & Husker Express's collection of MLB and NCAA caps and College World Series apparel, and flaunt their school pride with Nebraska, Creighton, and Iowa team merchandise. Fans can swear collegiate fealty with a Nebraska Cornhuskers adjustable cap ($15.99) or declare support for Wisconsin's mammal population with a Wisconsin Badgers franchise fitted hat ($21.95). A New York Yankees garment-washed visor ($19.95) shades brows in sunny stadiums, and a tin Huskers parking sign ($18.99) ensures that only Nebraska fans park their cars in the basement den. A College World Series "Last Show on Dirt" T-shirt ($7.99) blankets the torso in a soft blend of cotton and baseball spirit.
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The Groupon Guide to: Archaeology
Archaeology is the science of digging up dirt to find morsels of broken ceramics and delicious bones to make history soup. Here’s a guide to executing an archaeological dig:
• Any location can be an archaeological site if you dig deep enough. Sift through your neighbor’s trash to find a wealth of information about how humans survive and where the catalogs go after you circle everything you want and leave them on your neighbor's doorstep.
• Digging for bones used to be outsourced to dogs, but ever since they embarrassed us at the dog park, humans have done our own digging. Be sure to bring a shovel, a trowel, and an insatiable need to destroy an earthworm's habitat.
• Archaeologists collect human bones to remind us that everyone in the past was a spooky skeleton until humans evolved to have flesh in the late 1950s and souls in the early 1990s.
• When an archaeologist finds a pottery fragment, he must also find the other fragments of the jar it came from and reassemble them, or risk being the only archaeologist who has never drunk mead from an ancient jar.
• Use carbon dating to find out how old fossils are. Carbon dating is a process in which scientists take fossilized carbon on a date and ask it questions about the 1970s to find out if it is old enough to remember that time period.
• If you can't find any fossils, make some of your own by putting a lizard in a tray of wet clay.
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